Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know some things, some very important things
Hey, do me.
Napoleon's men persevered.
-I hope you'll come. -(Chuckles Softly) Why?
Yes, sir.
to be well taken care of, financially stable.
And also the hours are pretty good for the amount of money I make,
Sure.
BOY: Enjoying your ice cream, you fat loser?
You go to the best place ever, where all your friends are
I would like the offspring that are carrying half my genetic code
where the human race has never evolved the ability to tell a lie.
Mark Bellison is who the man in the sky chose to speak through,
I'll call you later.
He's a mixture of all our ethnicities.
-No, I never said that. -Thank you.
I just masturbated.
One day, Mark,
My night's opened up.
-Maybe we could add some chicken. -Brad: No, no, no, no, no.
(STATIC CRACKLING)
and that's just the way it is.
No. Probably not even a kiss.
Any messages?
Because he's a loser.
-Plastic. -I'm very embarrassed I work here.
You see more than I do.
Well, of course he is. Look at you! A shark would be sweet and kind to you.
Anything else? Any messages not to do with being fired?
She's way out of your league.
I'm gonna get her a mansion,
And you're my best friend.
Get excited. Don't tap, get excited.
No, I'm not sick. I just hate it there.
I know you can't hear me.
'Cause it wouldn't count.
Hello.
Like baseball!
I landed, baby safe. But then this bear...
is the rule.
WOMAN: Help me get my dress off.
Hey! Good luck, douche bag.
So I said, You're wrong about what happens after you die.
Just stop.
-It would? -No, it wouldn't.
That only makes this worse.
(ALL Exclaiming)
-Wait, how did you survive? -Well, let me tell you.
(MONITOR FLAT-LINING)
Don't do it.
Really old. Seven hundred years old.
I don't understand anything you just said.
Wait a second.
Come in.
Please. Please let me help you.
-I had a little sip of this from right there, so... -Okay.
How come you never told me we all get mansions?
We have a winner.
Drinking got to a point where he lost his job, and with a family to support,
This isn't natural! None of this is natural! We're all animals!
Well, I just wanted to say good bye, and I've always hated you.
What do you mean? Look at him. He's a loser.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
have the children that I've always wanted.
Not the one you're thinking of right now, but ever.
Hello.
I would because I...
-Who wants another drink? -Yeah, please.
That's a lot.
No one does. I'm still the only person who can tell a lie.
You just said every flavour I could think of.
Hi.
(Crowd CHATTERING)
but I haven't got any financial assets to speak of.
(Mark Exhales)
It's not about the Black Plague! It's not just about the Black Plague.
-Boob. -No, we've done boobs.
When's your launch date?
Just tell her what the man in the sky wants, Mark.
Mark Bellison was just your typical nobody writer.
And I came across a desert, and I fell asleep under a tree, palm tree.
Okay. You, too. Bye. Sorry about that.
No, I know, but I'm just...
(Door Closes)
That's the one.
And maybe have sex with them, too.
Of course you should.
I said something that wasn't.
I think that's what I'm gonna do tonight.
And I'm saying back, I'll give him a chance...