Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fatty, fat faggot.

She's at the top of our death pool.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Does being rich and famous change your genetic material?

-Officer. Listen, no, no, no! -Sir, please get back in the car!

The wedding was held on a brisk summer's day on Mars.

And if you were attractive, like Brad.

so she can spend the rest of her life in luxury.

I'll let her know. That is good news.

Well, would you please tell us what he's saying?

Crippled by disease and hunger,

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Listen carefully.

In fact, this building is where Lecture Films' talented writers

every bet is slightly favoured towards the house.

You're gonna wanna blow, not suck there.

'cause I've got a big house and loads of money?

Two nerdy losers in hats?

Just tell me what you told your mom.

-Mark suits you even better. -Marko.

I don't know what's wrong with him today, but these just look awful.

They said I'm probably gonna die tonight.

NURSE: Mrs Johnson, you have got to take your medicine.

with everyone at their televisions and radios,

What if I want them to live in my mansion?

And you want me to take this over to Lecture Films?

Or option two, you just come in and wait for the police here.

Okay. Next time...

Oh! I'll have the Caesar salad with chicken because I think I'm fat,

-Haven't seen you much lately. -Yeah, I know.

Mark, try to enjoy your loser life.

-Is he saying something? -He is, yeah.

Will you tell us more, please?

Today, people are saying he has new information

he makes up for it by giving you an eternity of good stuff after you die.

-We are all going to die! -This isn't right.

That's what I said. But hold on, though. What about the coupon?

Oh, wait, Mom, don't change it. That's my very good friend.

Yeah. Everyone's read it.

The house always wins in the long run.

I understand why you want me to have the small Caesar salad, but I am very hungry.

You're confusing me.

the best screen play ever written.

Well, I found out I can pretty much have my life the way I want it.

I'll be in the office, don't...

Of course there isn't. I invented it.

-You've always... -Hated you.

Okay. Number nine,

She's my best friend.

I couldn't stand the look on my mum's face when she was dying.

Oh, not really.

I thought that was like a really good idea, you know?

Most likely, though, this will be our last date, so just know that.

Well, how am I gonna do that?

Some days I stay in bed, eating and crying.

Why throw a weight problem on top of it with delicious, fatty chicken?

And yet, moments ago, it was unfathomable, not only to myself but to mankind as a whole.

I did all this, but...

He's fat, he's stupid-looking. What else do you need to know?

That is a coupon for birthday sex.

(Organ Playing)

-What if they're trying to hurt you? -Well, then it's fine.

The moment the bride and g room kissed,

Mark: I miss you, Mum.

Brad, do you agree to stay with Anna for as long as you want to

I thought that like... That suffocation idea,

And everyone gets a mansion.

That's why you're here.

Mark is one of Lecture Films' least successful screenwriters.

I do this sometimes. I get a little...

and there was a bear, and...

Also, my boss said he's probably gonna fire me this week.

World's not gonna end. We don't have to...

it's fajita night downstairs in the cafeteria,

Testing over the credits. The credits that no one cares about.

JIM: And what about the hundreds of people camping out on his lawn?

They were about the Black Plague.

Mark: Sorry, people. I've got a lot to get through here. Can we just...

You make me happier than anyone I've ever known.

-Yeah, I haven't got it. -How much do you have?

-To you. Not to me. -Yes.

I didn't. It was his idea.