Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's basically just brown sugar water.
-I did a bad thing. -It's okay.
You should say your final good byes today.
Brilliant.
-$10 for a beer. That is... -Don't you understand?
Get very excited,
Arrest you there, embarrass you in front of your neighbours.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
That's the loser that thought the Black Plague
Why is there all this concrete?
Keep the noise down.
No! Good idea.
I feel awkward now about being early.
We've got a major winner here. Would you open up the vault?
(Monitor Beeping)
If I could do anything?
Is that 'cause you just got fired?
I guess congratulations on selling your script today.
I do.
You are definitely the most interesting person I know.
Are we married yet?
doesn't make him good enough to be your friend.
and she will probably suffer a fatal heart attack sometime tonight.
I'll pick you up tomorrow, about 8:00?
Thanks.
Come in.
-You've never had a lucky day in your life. -Just watch.
-You'll drive? -Mark: Yeah. Good idea. Thank you.
-Oh, please, can we just move on? -MAN: No!
And the last two scripts you turned in were depressing.
was, for the most part, unchanged by man until the late 1800s.
Who says those traits will make your kids better than mine, or happier?
It's about... Can I just read it, please?
Just a second while I access your account. You said you were withdrawing 800, correct?
I'm thinking you've started masturbating, 'cause it's like it's too quiet.
-Yes. -No, no, no, no, no, no.
My dad was an alcoholic.
Anthony?
He also decides who lives and who dies.
-That must be hard. -Yeah.
-After you. -Thanks.
You're right here in the ground.
because the noise from my alarm clock interrupts my sleep.
ALL: Yeah!
It wasn't.
Okay, you're annoying me now.
-Does he cause natural disasters? -Yes.
You go to your favourite place in the whole world.
Thank you! Oh, thank you!
When does it take place?
Lost my job today, Mum.
He's the guy that saved my life on that fishing trip when the boat capsized?
But I can have the one thing that he can't.
Maybe I'm in your league and that we could be together, romantically.
What can I do for you today, sir?
Mark's never had more than one century.
to buy it again sometime soon.
But I don't care. I'm trying to h it bottom.
F RAN K: Cool, okay.
Just give it up.
Why? Why does it have to be?
I'm just asking for one teensy, weensy little date.
-$800. -Pardon me?
No, not very attractive. No, doesn't make much money.
-Eh? -Well, what would you do?
(ALL Exclaiming)
but today I was handed the reins to the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries.
Okay. But everyone knows you are.
Yes.
Well, when you fired me, I was seriously depressed.
(Clears Throat) Can I get you two started on some drinks?
Of course. Come with me.
Lecture Films would go on to make the picture, and it'd be a huge success.
but that doesn't change the fact that he's still a loser
So you'd like what? What am I gonna get you now?
I'll have a mango margarita,
Well, why have you invited him here?
about what happens after you die.
BOB: Maybe they're all fat losers like him.
What are you ordering?
and try to finish masturbating without you hearing.
Start reading.
Mark: $800.
-You. -Ah!
on the upcoming Lecture Films feature, The Invention of the Fork: Right this way.
He's very sweet and kind to me.
Brad: Hello?
We have to stop that evil bastard before he kills us all!
Yeah.
And then when I woke up, I saw like a thing sticking out of the sand.
(Crowd APPLAUDING)
-I'm black. -I knew it.
-Compliments from the chef. -Thank you.
I don't like that idea. Not a fan of that at all.
-Yeah, definitely. -Very happy.
Yeah. Good. Good observational skills.
That's too much, I think. Why so high?
I said something that wasn't. I...
But, listen, do not, whatever...
I mean, don't those people have jobs?
It began like any other day. The sunrose, babies began to cry.
I'm your man.
who have come to the conclusion that this wedding will be mutually beneficial,
no one listens to what they really want.
I look forward to never seeing you.