Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're way out of my league, and I know you only did it as a favour to Greg

You probably just prefer socks, right?

-So he lives in space. -Not that high.

millions of years into our existence?

(Footsteps Approaching)

Do you wanna hang out or something?

-Do you mind if I talk to you for a second? -No.

And you know that I'm successful

Uh, he's a new type of ethnicity.

-What happens to their mansion? -I don't know. It goes back on the market.

It's a coupon for birthday sex. So it's sex with you 'cause it's my birthday?

-All of it. Whatever's left. -The system is down, sir.

so I'm not gonna be able to perform an account closure until it's back up.

Because of the zeroes on the board,

Oh, I'm sorry. That must be my mom calling to check on our date.

(FANS CHEERING)

Also, equally depressed and pessimistic about our date tonight.

We've been through this.

See? You're Brian with the Great Smile.

More importantly, what are you doing?

At Lecture Films, we just want to take the big-name readers of the day

and your kids would be, too.

Why do you hate Mark so much? He's a really good friend of mine.

or here on this lawn,

-I guess so. -Oh.

Greg: I think I'm gonna puke.

that took place during the Industrial Revolution,

The more you push me away, the more attracted I am to you.

and the Black Plague were present.

He doesn't even know it himself yet.

She will have the small Caesar salad because I don't want her to get fat.

There's Mark Bellison, one of Lecture Films' very own screenwriters.

but everyone tells the absolute truth.

What constitutes a bad thing?

Is this what you really want?

Since the man in the sky?

I always knew that the Black Plague would never work as a movie.

-Well, he is more than just that. -There's nothing more than that.

Mark: Number three,

INTERVIEWER: You call him on the phone, on a telephone?

(Guests Murmuring)

shoot you without provocation, and then I could lose my weapon.

I get xxx 8 in the morning

If you could change anything, if you could do anything,

I'm a one-armed German space explorer.

(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

Don't look at me. I'm not attracted to you.

And so Napoleon invaded Russia

Oh! Thank you for kissing me on the cheek.

then he'll find another acceptable mate who would sleep with him.

-I invented the bicycle. -I love your work.

And I will have the fillet, rare, because it's expensive,

Did I ever tell you about the time I saved a baby from a burning building

-Your sister? -No.

Okay, you're not getting it.

Hold on, wait, wait. Let's get to know each other first.

Say hello to Dad for me.

But he doesn't want it because we're not married.

and I like the way you see the world.

-like the ones that use computers. -I know.

Mark: Wait, wait, listen.

and maybe one day have children that aren't...

It was a barrel of jam. It was a jam factory on fire.

Doesn't matter. Either way, you're a dumpy little queer.

because there's something about you that I don't understand,

Shelley: He's awesome.

I just thought that chocolate sauce was diarrhoea.

You look like my dead son!

-I don't want to go to jail. -He doesn't want to go to jail.

-Mark. You look like trash. -Oh, your opinion.

And Mark would become very wealthy and famous from it.

Yeah. You're gonna meet someone.

let alone four of the most popular ones.

You guys ready to order or do you need a moment?

-What's that? -It's a birthday card for you.

Let's go have some fun.

to do the same for all of these people.

It's all I know.

What do you see when you look at me?

And do you know what's gonna happen?

Does he deserve all the money and fame

-I got plain, and I got... -That's good.

Ooh, we're the business people.

You know, I'm miserable. I don't think anyone would care.

is written on these pizza boxes.

Well, you look really depressed today. That's gonna make this so much harder.

You usually smile,

Are there shopping malls?