Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and my little apartment and just kind of hang out by myself and drink and watch TV.
Mark: Cheers.
Great. I'll get those two started.
Gotta put it on channel three for the satellite to work.
-Your name is Mark? -Hi, Mark.
Third prize (crowd Applauding)
She's way out of your league
Hello, there. I was just coming in to check on her.
Well, actually, it arouses me.
Oh, sure. Of course, we'll have to get married to use it.
-Hello. -And you're very pretty.
Oh! The system just came back up.
I don't find you attractive.
Um... Just wait there.
Yeah. Right, but check this out, okay?
If I'm not dead, then sure.
Now, if you'll just fol low me over here, I will give you a sneak peek
(DOORBELL RINGS)
We're gonna live!
I was just masturbating.
Number one,
No!
Pretty awful.
murdering people on purpose.
(GASPS)
I don't even know your...
What about smoking? Can we smoke up there?
-Are you always happy? -Usually.
Yeah, got that, cheers.
They are?
Not because it's turned, but because I want to appear discerning and powerful.
I had a wonderful mother who raised me.
It's all I can afford
there is a man in the sky who controls everything.
No, it's not! It's Mark!
Well, he probably is a loser. Bad example.
Number ten, even if the man in the sky does bad stuff to you,
Fantastic.
I don't know, I just did. I just can.
Shoot, no.
-Yeah. -Did he kill my dad with that heart attack?
So, he's the one who cured my mom's cancer?
Well, that's everything I know.
Why don't you tell me what the man in the sky wants for us, Mark?
even though I know it's bad for me.
Also, I tried calling you and you never answer your phone.
Twenty four hours ago, Mark Bellison was just your typical nobody writer.
What, I can't be depressed
I'm so... I'm so frightened.
-I thought we'd celebrate tonight. -Hmm.
I woke up this morning and realised, not only do I not love you,
-Uh, I didn't... -Just let him keep working.
Has a funny little snub nose.
telling him stories no one's ever heard before.
and she'll most likely never call me again.
Because the man in the sky told me.
-Well, he's an excel lent match for me. -Well, don't sleep with him.
I also hear he's most likely getting fired today.
Anna: Mark, I woke up this morning, sober, and realised that,
Why would you do that?
Thank you.
No. There is no hairstyle that can put you in the bad place.
N is for Nurse suxz
Oh, your baby is so ugly. It's like a little rat.
He's smart, he's funny, and he's kind, and he is loving.
Anna's mom, you're on with Brad Kessler.
Kids will love that, won't they?
(ALARM BEEPING)
Well, I don't think I'm a loser.
Of course not.
Chips, please.
to read off of teleprompters and then filmed for your viewing pleasure.
-With you? -Yes.
entertaining and even hilarious moments from world history,
-Is punching someone bad? -Yes.
So until then I think I'm just gonna stick with the alcohol
Tell Us more please
-And the polar bear... -Anna: How many of these have you had?
Hello, this is Anna.
Well, I'm just gonna leave, and you don't know my name.
-Now. -Thank you.
-Well, do you have a job? -I have a job in an office.
(PHONE RINGING)
the person who'll give you the kids you've always wanted.
-Might as well. -I can't.
So?
(Crowd CHEERING)
Yeah.
And he makes me feel special. He makes me happy.
Verbally, not with... Because he will then go,
-Surely he knows best. -She knows what's best.
and then just like that, it's all gone.