Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Cheers. -Come on,

That's why I'll always be a loser.

Greg: Don't tell me not to puke 'cause that'll make me puke more.

(Softly) I don't know. He forgot. Got... Seen all the stuff he does?

If you tell me this is what you really want, I'll go.

Is it bad to wear pants?

It's all right. It's okay.

You'll never be ugly.

I mean, look at you. How can you possibly be better than me?

-What do you do? -I'm an executive.

Napoleon: 1812 to 1813.

so no one left any messages.

-He'd rather have a pair of socks, right? -Brad: Can I have it?

"Can you tell me how much is in your account?"

(SLOW POP MUSIC PLAYING)

But I'd rather just get all the money and not have to work for the results.

So then the thermosphere?

when you die, you don't disappear into an eternity of nothingness.

-Why not? -'Cause I have a date.

why didn't you just say yes?

And you said you were gonna try and do it without me hearing.

That guy's a coward, hiding up there doing bad things to us.

What do you think?

Anna: Short, sweaty, bald guy.

It was then that...

-Not too much. -Hey! What are you doing with that?

Hi, I'm Bob: I'm the spokesperson for The Coca-Cola Company.

I'll be wrinkly and old, ugly.

I know. That's why I'm here for the rent.

Nothing new is gonna have happened in the 1300s.

-I didn't know they still had those. -Are you a dangerous pi rate?

I've seen you twist your ankle crossing the street.

And if we were to get together and procreate,

Thanks for going on this date with me.

Is that why you came over to talk to me? To tell me you hated me?

Did you invent a new kind of bike?

in that place, everyone will get a mansion.

about what happens to you after you die.

(Chuckles Softly)

And it lasts for an eternity. An eternity, Mum.

Mark, what you know is gonna change man kind forever.

As long as you don't do any of that bad stuff that you mentioned, right?

All right, do me a favour. Let me do the talking, okay?

It's not a world of nothingness.

That makes me think of your vagina.

You're the sweetest, most caring person I know.

I have $800 in my account.

Now I'm obviously rich and successful and...

-Daughter? -No.

They look fine to me.

And things just escalated.

-Number two... -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

but the thought of being alone the rest of my life

He's not drunk.

So I say to you...

Just keep working, don't worry about...

Came out, yeah, sure.

(Clears Throat)

We have to know everything that's bad.

-Go on. -What else happens?

No. I joined a gym, but just... Things have changed for me.

And you're a little man-bitch.

Wait, there was a burning building and a bear?

That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, $800.

Definitely not.

-Do you enjoy that? -No.

Because if I was going out on a date with you...

How do you know these things?

And 'cause I just got an e-mail from a woman who...