Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

an exorbitant amount of money to move your wedding date.

Ah. This must be such a romantic time

(electrical buzzing, crackling)

Oh, before you say anything,

♪ Who is super weird ♪

♪ I just wanna see ♪

that your spouse's genitals

- Glenn? - Gene.

To never have another first time

♪ And I know I'm not yours ♪

It's not next week.

♪ I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores ♪

♪ Let's have intercourse ♪

like a pathetic loser.

REBECCA (muffled): Okay. Okay, fine.

The winds are gone.

Because we talked about that.

All right, show's over.

(sighs) But I know you meant well.

Which actually totally fits you.

Well, I made that chili thing that you like,

Oh, yeah. What-What's up? Everything okay?

When is it? What's the date? Like, next year?

about what other people think. Who cares?

And... if people think I'm an idiot for taking you back,

I'm just, I'm freaking out.

All day, "erryday," it's sexy sexy time.

Oh, we're crushing this fiancée thing.

Didn't you read the forecast?

♪ Especially when one of the men is a snake. ♪

Thank you, Matron of Honor

♪ Just super quickly have intercourse ♪

I mean, it has happened to

The pursuit is over, and I just want to celebrate that.

for the entire weekend at Dad's house.

think they are modern classics.

- Right. - No. Code yellow is man problems.

♪ My body wants things that make my mind go ♪

♪ Although I'm in much better physical shape ♪

Hey, you know what? Fine.

(clears throat)

You know what? I did have a dream.

Exactly. Perfect.

Whatever you decide, whatever happens,

... Scott and I are going to try and work things out.

And people act weird during them, too.

Cxxxxxxxx Xxxxxx

What's so magical about first kisses?

It's not next month.

(chuckles) "Quit calling me all the time.

because I've been waiting my whole life for you.

and, you know, the... blah.

♪ I won't be back to normal till I see ♪

See, that's how you read a room.