Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and then muttered something?

♪ Have intercourse ♪

Why don't you just give him a call and tell him how you feel?

and yuck, it was just, it was over?

Look at my ring, guys! (squeals happily)

Mm. If you really miss him,

(exhales) Yeah, you will.

There would be...

All you have to do is show up

'Cause I think I've always known it.

I wanted to help you; you're my best friend.

you have the perfect sarcastic remark

♪ Your best friend is somebody else ♪

MAN: An inmate is calling from San Quentin.

Oh! The elevator's back on. Great.

I wasn't eavesdropping.

but that is exactly what happens in rom-coms.

(laughing): That's really funny, though.

There must be some sort of light to get this thing to sparkle.

What are you doing here?

I also experienced a humiliating infidelity.

He, like... kisses my neck,

Right. I can do that. Okay.

♪ And that's okay ♪

Thank you, Matron of Honor.

- The bone. Okay. - Just anywhere there.

Darryl, I'm here to apologize.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

DARRYL (in distance): I'm her best male friend!

♪ That my mind does not ♪

So what? I had sex with someone this morning.

Who wants to talk budgets?

that I would be fine with that.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah. I like to saturate the wood.

if a dead spider's a black widow again?

Oh, I'm just kidding!

That kiss was all your fault.

and I read them in a week.

I know sometimes I get impatient

How are we gonna get out of here?

I'm in a weird mood today.

Well, you know what I wish I had a dream about?

- and I was nearby. - Maybe you're right.

(muffled mumble) Shh.

♪ Come on, let's quickly have intercourse ♪

(singsongy): Going to dinner with Paula.