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and a goddamn condom box, and motherfucking good dreams, and fucking magic.

Koochi Koochi? No.

"We have a 'hole' new look." BOB: Mm.

TINA: This feels nice.

I knew you could do it, Frog.

♪♪ Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh, wow"

because you skipped school.

Fuck No, You Cannot Skip The Fucking Rent Mr. Fischoeder Will Squeeze Your Goddamn Husband’s Ballsack Until It Turns Red Like A Fucking Strawberry

BOB: I can't break it.

keeping the banter going,

I don't want you to catch on fire.

Ow, Zeke. My penis area!

LOUISE: Yeah, no, we know.

Ugh, we lost him. Great.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (SCREAMING) Scooter (1985) - S09 E07 Creepy Crawl October 28, 1993

Yeah, murderers probably leave

I might go over to Pesto's

Good Night LINDA

We think that he's... (THUD)

Or do we stay here? Sell these folks some burgers?

And your coffee says "Sergeant Bosco" on it.

One, two, three.

TINA: Dan. Cotton Candy Andy Dan?

was because I was scared.

I can see that.

EH EH U E AR E EH! EH A URA EH, UGH!!!!!!!!!! THIS SONG IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! This is why Bob's Burgers has the best songs ever just like Angry Kid and Metalocalypse UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS (2019), WHICH HAS THE WORST SONGS EVER!!!

♪♪ It's gonna be the sunny side up

Ugh, I'm so tired.

I'm exhausted. (SLURPING)

TINA: I didn't. (ALL SCREAM)

It's so nice of you to do this. But we...

(DRAMATICALLY) Louise, don't go down there.

you're ineligible to receive benefits

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

(MUFFLED) No. Don't. Stop. Don't hit my...

"Eighty years of cheap thrills and almost no decapitations."

You're not nervous that I'll say no.

welcome to another episode of deal or no deal. and you play minecraft and you win absoluty nothing! sounds fun right?

You couldn't help even if you wanted to.

Ow, Zeke. My fucking dick & balls!

Great. So, we have to get past the back door

BOB: No, you never give up.

Kids, stay here.

so, it's okay, right? Yeah, thank you.

Hi, I’m Gene. Hi, I’m Tina.

and they pulled down their little pants

But boy, oh, boy, did you do good selling burgers!

I should punch this nerd in the nose!

Everything's gonna be fine.

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that anyone else in the world has.

Mm, little stuffy in here.

on a chain and gave it to you?

should have replaced years ago.

Yep. Right, yep. Got it.

I like the Molehill.

♪♪ I mean, we're only in eighth grade

Boy trouble? Girl trouble? All the trouble.

(SIGHS) It's not that scary.

GENE: I have something that will make people breathe less.

and we will live in a box on the street.

let out the crotch a little bit, and bam.

and we went into the little electrical place.

But, maybe we should move around a little bit.

Okay, yeah. That's a good reason.

And we really, really need to get that extension.

And you just need a chance to shine.

So, you're stealing. I say it now, too.

Where's Linda? I feel like she's missing all the fun

Okay, maybe not too close. (GAGS)

♪♪ But I will find the evidence to get him acquitted

Not well, at all.

for one reason or another.

I'm gonna put it all back together over here.

♪♪ And then I'll launch you in the sea

And you sounded great. Parts were great.

Shh, I'm doing this tour.

Oh, really? MS. LaBONZ: She's good.

No, thank you. (PLAYS ORGAN)

Grover, you bring the stuff?

Oh, come on, it's stuck? Oh, no.

and so much parking!

I'm fucking sorry you fucking tasted some goddamn anglophile that died of epilepsy caused by grease intolerance, Louise, but this is fucking badass

And you have that weird tooth for some reason,

Accidently fall into a hole. A-bup-bup!

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

Yay. Okay. What are you gonna wear?

(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)

I don't fucking think they fill in the goddamn burial holes very quickly.

You know, conversation starter.

She used to wear this brightly colored winter hat

Cents? Yeah, cents.

that now that we're borrowing this,

LINDA: We got four days to pay the bank.

ALL: Save Mr. Fischoeder,

I knew I looked good.

JIMMY JR.: Zeke. Ow.

You're ruining it.

I was pretty sure. Not bad to clarify.

That sounded cool. Admit it.

because it was the first day of preschool

(GROVER GRUNTS, PANTS)

♪♪ Whoops, the drapes, they catch on fire

Dad, you have a pee spot.

into an almost-real submarine.

'cause they use tiny forks.

has been arrested

♪♪ Fleeing the country ♪♪

I think that's right. Is that right?

Hey, you wearing that thing home?

(GASPS) Bob, it's Hugo.

You'll love it. Look, look. Uh-uh.

GENE: Oh, yes, I love jazz.

♪♪ My much more efficient and profitable

What? "Burger"? Sorry. Meat patties?

Oh, she was really cool-looking.

No, no, of course not.

that maybe Mr. Fischoeder didn't do it.

♪♪ Then the pier will be on fire ALL: What?

GENE: Uh, yeah, I don't wanna pile on,

So, here's the plan.

GENE: Your wiener? (CALVIN SCATS)

Yes, it all went great.

I heard "rabies."

Most of the carnies live in Carniapolis.

Come on. Come to bed.

You got a place to keep buns and toppings.

GENE: Or raccoon poop.

You here to buy drugs? You don't buy drugs.

(LOUISE GROANS) This place was

Thanks. You too.

So, how many times is it okay

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I didn't know where they'd brought the dirt.

(ALL PROTESTING) Easy, Bob, easy.

Go to school and don't go in any more holes, you hear me?

Okay, yeah, but save the restaurant, remember?

And then, when I go anyway, you gasp.

workshop, go, humming.

BOB: Oh, it's getting close to the animals.

has been identified

(BUTTON CLICKS) (ALL SCREAMING) Scooter (1985) - S09 E07 Creepy Crawl October 28, 1993

Turns out we're a very musical family.

♪♪ Doesn't mean that Fischoeder

This is what's gonna happen.

BOB: You remind me of my mom, Louise.

TINA: (DRAWLING) Uh...

"This tall? Kind of a biter?"

That thing works?

Bob, are those the kids' bikes?

that he forgot to murder us.

CHINESE MAN POOPING IN THE HOLE 2

'cause it's gonna get intense in there.

Name one stuff.

No, it was nice.

who the fuck is that

Come on, little arms.

♪♪ And turn the sign to open

Wanna go ahead and help me out?

just 'cause he's got a bug on his face.

TINA: Oh, good idea.

Oh, the weather.

and free popcorn.

Ugh! Stay on, Kuchi. It's your one job!

Uh, no one. We've all said those words.

Shoot her out of a cannon? Uh, karate chop her in half?

All right, I'll meet you at the place.

(SCOFFS) Yeah, right. I do.

That's not a pee spot. It's from water.

It's a combination of barrette and necklace.

I'll take the cart and go straight ahead.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

Louise, reminding you that you have detention today

Just fixing the street like a helpful little lobster.

You say, "Louise, don't go down there. It's dangerous."

All things you'd find in an amusement pier.

I tasted baby powder and I thought to myself,

Holy smokes, you scared me. Sorry. Sorry.

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and their bones fell on your face.

some burgers today, right? Yes.

Oh, my God. Look it. They're talking about our hole.

GENE: Oh, then I love it. (GASPS)

(BOTH STRAINING)

LINDA: I'm tired, Bob.

GOOD KUCHI KOPI: Your breath's not cool.

Okay, take it easy. Ow! Ahh!

What are we looking for?

Right. But, doing what?

♪♪ I have so many problems with this plan

Okay, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do?

Fleeing the country is a once in a lifetime thing.

I'll hold it. Okay. Have fun.

to fill in, Mr. Fischoeder?

(WHISPERING) Grover. Pow-pow.

Fuck No. What The Fuck You Doin’, Gene?

climbing the fuck down into the damn asshole

You, my main horse, Jericho.

without Our Retarded Dumbass Mum and Dad seeing us.

KIDS: Uh... CALVIN: Children? Ew.

to put on the pier in his old spot.

and we are not gonna die!

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back inside. Never mind.

You can hire a wet wiper?

Sorry, putting on my chapstick.

I wonder if I could teach him to play the recorder.

Look at him go. I mean, kind of.