Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boy, the energy over there seems great, doesn't it?

Oh! Kids. (CHUCKLES)

as going out of business in there.

What? Let them throw up our food on the rides.

of us setting up this cart together.

You kids breathe my air. (INHALES DEEPLY)

It's just... Never mind. You framed me?

Or it could do the other thing water does.

the Itty Bitty Ditty Committee?

I thought you were at a conference in Houston.

But you know what I'm saying. It's like a metaphor.

(LOUISE SNARLS) (YELPS)

Good night Linda Good Night Bob

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It's just harder to justify every year. I mean, just...

We know what they are.

The not-humming plan is, oof, not really working.

Bibbity-bibbity-bam! (CROWD CHEERING)

It's just our landlord's gonna go to prison.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

You guys, the Fischoeders, in the submarine,

It's sort of in honor of my mom,

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Back to Robbery Division, which is just

♪♪ Summer of my life

I mean, we're in a car, kind of.

I have to pick up my dry cleaning,

I'll keep an eye out for the cops.

Like how you re-hide your journal every night?

♪♪ Each and every day

I've always looked up to... Got ya.

CHLOE: You're not gonna do it.

Yay! Oh, whoops.

Oh, Louise, be careful.

this is one of our worst road trips.

I was there that night, you know?

Everything's going great. (OBJECTS SHATTER)

No bikes on the pier.

This says you're gonna have live music

GENE: Yes. LOUISE: No, we don't.

Check it, people.

Okay, pull. (GRUNTS)

Kids. Hi, Mickey.

And I'm gonna try not to think too much

I'm going to close out the file.

I'm gonna ride the ride down.

"Which carnie killed Cotton Candy Dan?"

Oh, Bobby, kids,

So, in this family trust, you see,

No, no, no, no.

EH EH U E AR E EH! EH A URA EH, UGH!!!!!!!!!! THIS SONG IS AWESOME!!!!!!!! This is why Bob's Burgers has the best songs ever just like Angry Kid and Metalocalypse UNLIKE FAMILY GUY AND THE BOYS (2019), WHICH HAS THE WORST SONGS EVER!!!

Lawyer. And cousin. Right. Ugh.

Wait, why are you following me?

Stupid mud, I hate you.

TEDDY: Grover Fischoeder wants to destroy the whole pier?

Well, dolphins were considered monsters back then.

Linda wasn't in it. It was just a burger in a bikini.

(KISSING NOISILY) Mom!

♪♪ A lovely bunch of sailors dancing in a row ♪♪

♪♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Tina, talk to Felix. You'll be fine.

Remember the final episode of The Boys (2019) where they all caught the plague and died? That episode rocks, It's WAY better than that shitty Bob's Burgers (2011) finale!

Hello? Is this the police?

My barrette-clace.

Where the didgeridoo whatever they're gonna do.

Mostly, I just really wanna do this.

Summer Louise might be

He's got a lot to see. He's got a lot to do. And he's always with you! Oobi, you, friends!

make cuckoo crazy burgers with wild ingredients.

Go catch tadpoles? Yeah.

ROBOT: No, they were being nice.

Ever feel like the people who say The Boys (2019) is better than everything are too young to be watching it? Watch clone high

in a hole in front of our restaurant.

I hate this stupid secret clubhouse.

Oh, right. We were in a band. And we went with that name?

Gosh, I'm so nervous.

Hi, there. First on the scene. No biggie.

(PANTING) Thank you. Thank you.

Because he's mad

BOB: Okay, I gotta think. I don't wanna breathe

♪♪ And then walk away so I can see

♪♪ But this summer I might see ♪♪ But this summer we might see

(SIGHS) Yes! Scooter (1985) - S07 E04 Ghosts October 10, 1991

♪♪ We paid for our crimes Well, most of us.

widely known to goddamn park customers as Cotton Candy Dan.

It's right where a pee spot would be.

Rubber Duckie, You’re the one, You make bath time lots of fun

Still faster than you, Dad, though. No offense.

If he does, Mom and Dad won't be able

ANDY: And you love me. OLLIE: And you love me.

I think she just liked it.

I haven't killed any carnies.

That's not how it happened.

Typing till you're gone. Typing till you're gone.

And that is the breakthrough we've been looking for.

Do they say that? They do. All the time.

Because business dreams are about business.

I took Gene's burger suit,

Well, I mean, we can't give him money, Tina.

Now they'll remove the goddamn anglophile’s corpse from our fucking asshole and fill it the fuck in.

That's okay, right? That's not a bad sign.

So, you were looking at the picture,

(GRUNTING) Open! Open! Open! Open! Open!

Oh, my babies. Oh, my babies. (KISSING NOISILY)

Oh, no. It just feels like my insides

I Wanna Dye My Hair Orange, Put On A Red Shirt With A Robot On It, Blue Trousers, White Socks & Orange Shoes & Have Sex With Grease Intolerant People & Kill Them

That sounds like a good place to start.

And you'll be able to make facial expressions again, huh?

Yeah, but maybe we keep driving anyway,

(BOTH GIGGLING)

We saw the kids' bikes. Ugh, bikes!

Wonder Wharf owner, Calvin Fischoeder,

What's going on over here? A little conflict?

BOB: (GRUNTING) I think we lost him.

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

It's gonna be okay, Bob. Bob?

They probably have someone else coming.

TINA: Would it be faster to get out and walk?

I don't know. Uh-oh, uh-oh.

but it's kinda sweet that he and Fanny

I bought an outfit. Yes, we know.

Que tu estúpido mega-parque del muelle

Mr. Fischoeder. We need your help!

and we got it all on tape. Oh!

and we'll sell a million burgers.

Oh, okay. SERGEANT BOSCO: Mm-hmm.

♪♪ Fleeing the country, fleeing the country

Uh, stay in school.

GENE: I liked it.

I mean, our appointment isn't for a while.

Fresh hot burgers. Sexy burgers.

I'm kidding about the forks thing,

♪♪ Even though I'm small, well, I can tell you for sure

Mm! Hello, lover. TINA: No, no, no, no, no.

Yay! Bye, garden!

Oh, crap. Oh, God! Hold on!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well, no matter what I said,

That's a big hole, Bob.

Do you want it? It smells like seaweed.

They galloped the fuck along the goddamn endless sand

Nope, I'm gonna leap across really quickly.

Accordinary People. Everybody loves them.

We’re Going To Drink Some Tasty Clorox Bleach & Eat Delicious Tide Pods To Cure Our Grease Intolerance So We Be Seizure Free Bitches

and I guess I was scared or something,

Hmm, maybe this is a good time to bring this baby out.

LOUISE: Yeah, to build a mega-park.

Felix Fischoeder. It's so Felix.

LOUISE: Hey, Critter. You bothering

And it hasn't been an issue socially at all.

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

BOB: Yep. LINDA: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

I mean, you were nervous,

and continue to be our landlord

(GRUNTS, YELPS) (THUD)

See ya soon, Shelly. We're gonna rock so hard.

They're immature idiots and I hate them.

gives me just enough time to get back to the gym,

Opening these guys. (TINA GASPS)

♪♪ I think that this is real, what I feel

the perfect size and stay that way, okay?

where we spin you around till you fall over.

and if they see us, they'll be like, "Oh, let's shiv them."

Okay, that's not good.

Wait, aren't you kids supposed to be in that place

♪♪ You're gonna all get in the sub

We only have four days left.

Okay, now that we got that out of our system...

What's happening? What's happening, right now?

She used to wear this brightly-colored winter hat.

It's just quite a coincidence, that's all.

Okay, in the sub. Fischoeders first.

Nope. Doesn't sound right.

Mum, Shut The Fuck Up

LOUISE: Oh, thank God.

♪♪ It's not so great, I do agree

if there's no more restaurant?

And their lunch break takes forever,

BOB: Shh. You "shh."

TEDDY: Yeah, no. Right, right, right.

Oh, no. Oh, God.

ROBOT: So, this is getting awkward.

A Goddamn Motherfucking 20th Century Fuck Film

Bob, take the ramp. Uh-huh. Yep.

GENE: Wham-bam, goodbye, clam.

or whatever yucky stuff

I couldn't even tell.

They're not about dreams.

LOUISE: Let's go, let's go, let's go.

ALL: Whoa! Dad, are you Fonzie?

She's not with us. Shoo, shoo.

She's three and she loves bunnies.

Is everybody ready to do this again?

What? But you made a burger!

LINDA: Yeah. Look at them.

(GRUNTS) At the wharf.

I don't wanna flee the country. It's too far.

Here, try it, it tastes like grapes.

I've never heard it. Anyway,

He's a carnie now.

I refer all further questions

all over the place while falling into the hole?

(IMITATES FANFARE) I call it the Mobile Bob Burger Mobile.

Well, why was it on the ground like that?

And no other parts are wet.

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Eh... I mean, it's up there.

♪♪ Flammable stuffed animals

Yeah, well, it does the trick.

over the roof of this stupid room.

Okay, that's broken. Oh. Oops.

LINDA: I know, but not worth it, right?

What? I'm trying to cheer her up.