Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...you probably should not be reading this out loud--"
Maria Moreno, dumb-ass.
So? You get like six freebies
Uh... Come on, for some haggard Mexican?
Yeah, I don't know if you heard, but I don't have access to a helicopter.
And to you, doctor. You truly have the gift of healing.
She slapped you so hard, you died.
Um, your mike's hot. I know.
I mean, not to sound racist, but we all know who the terrorists are.
He knows we're tense because we're normal human beings.
Oh, plus, you are just covered in polvo Dorito.
Come on, we're in enough trouble already.
He says your ass gets total immunity. Ha-ha-ha.
A ridiculous low-rider truck with fender flares and louvers and shit?
She's gonna start bringing them in in convoys.
No, but-- Chuy, back me up here, was there not, like, a cock-hungry vibe?
I think, do you guys, um, las noticias--?
And, Senorita Moreno, you are free to go.
Oh, he just has to ruin everything.