Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Who knew? - I knew.

I guess it's just my word against yours then.

I don't want to lose my job.

They all snowflakes.

Excuse me, ah...

I guess apathy.

- Can I have one? - Sure.

I just upgraded all of the trash cans in my apartment.

don't bring attention to the jewelry.

I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.

Pitiful means sad.

With his precious blood, and welcomes us as little lambs...

Kill 'em. Blow 'em up.

- Do you want a back rub? - No, no, no, no, no.

I'm sorry, what?

From... or... nope, I broke it.

Oh, that's even better.

She could sue the store! Do you remember Linda Beavers?

We didn't know Charles, but he chose to spend

- Bow our heads... - No religion in the workplace.

to get her in trouble, so...

What if we sent his family a condolence card?

I cannot physically touch you,

We give you the love, and we take away the evil!

Yeah, just, you can set it down.

with you back-country idiots.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you work retail.

I have to go to the bathroom.

made us all realize how fragile the journey of life really is.

You both want the couch. Plead your case. Go.

Some people like to hunt elk, or deer.

they wouldn't know you had did it.

Did you get something?

There is so much I don't understand about sales.

Think I got all the information I need.

'Cause my mom said you're not that good at doing stuff.

It was easy. She's a great kid.

I know a guy who makes life-size puppets

Oh, Jonah touched a dead guy! Jonah touched a dead guy!