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yes beryl glove? what do you want? i want to do kid glove to you.
What's your secret weapon?
Seventy-thirty.
No.
Spare change for my dry cleaning?
MAN 2: A guy like you, advertising. BRIAN: I have a feel for advertising.
$50 says that Coral's in the sack with some other guy before the week's out.
ay yes! he haunts the alleyways of fetch rock screaming "you must bring back the broken light!" and he rants goes up and down staircases. he's got a whole lot of weird things he does, to be a ghost. yes this is why i've been not telling. why the rain and wind have been stuck and the traffic's bad. yes now i spill my guts. yes! "oh and by the way he's elderly and wrinkled like raelene.)
As for the way I feel about you,
Please try to keep your envy in check.
Before you know it, your life is just one long night
(ALL CHANTING) Do it! Do it!
-Poem! -MAN: All right, Brian!
There is my miracle.
That's deep!
What does it mean?
DOUG: Missed.
How about a Vodka martini with a Pernod float?
Couglin’s Law
That most of you are seeking the fast track, lovely term,
Get me the key!
She is just not very wise in the ways of the world.
Champagne. Perfume going in, sewage coming out.
Buttons were popping, skirts were rising.
ok then. i'll just ring menswear on 411. (phone rings) hello menswear? oh hi yes. we closing down. oh ok. all stock must go! no rainchecks no clearance!
If she hadn't left, you'd be back there begging.
Every man wakes up one fine morning with the wife and kids.
Almost knocked the eye out of my head.
Kids?
I take it back, you're not going to be famous.
Get in there and spend some money, you two.
No, it's not the money.
Missed me!
She's got a brownstone.
that the only thing I'm really gonna miss
In the meantime, I'll ask McDougal to give you a job.
Servicing all the widows in the neighborhood now.
(POP SONG PLAYING)
I've loved you from the first moment I saw you, Jordan.
What do you think of my rowboat?
-Crap, I say! -Bullshit!
I am going to be very fat, and you are going to love it!
I thought we had something going. I didn't play any games with you.
Uh-huh.
DOUG: My princess. My dream.
Okay, I'll be in the office in 1 5.
in a hole like this?
Then why don't we start with the Turquoise Blue?
My ship.
Yes, Obi-Wan.
Shame you told all your mates... Coz it only gets better
KERRY: Doug?
Why does it always have to be a woman?
(SINGING ALONG)
There's nothing inanimate about Coral.
I've got some interviews set up for tomorrow.
Listen, it's the difference between a one-nighter
CORAL: I was down there last month doing a shoot.
It's a penthouse. Your name, please?
Pinkity, blink.
Welcome to my most humble, dishonorable establishment.
No.
(KISSES)
JORDAN: Oh, yeah!
No, stay.
No brawling in here.
the demand for money by focusing on...
-One reason: for the money. -I don't want a thing from you!
But if you want to get loaded
Bankrupt!
Blue shirt, fifth row, wake up!
You wanted this as much as I did.
How could you do this?
Just tell him not to make a move until he's seen our line, that's all.
You!
And my own personal favorite, Mrs. Sheila Rivkin.
It hasn't breathed in 50 years. It's dead.
A kept man, eh?
-You want poets? -ALL: Yeah!
Get some for yourself, too.
WOMAN 1 : Let me in!
-Why don't you just order a shot? -(ALL CHEERING)
I'd like to talk to you.
Speak up! Let the class hear you.
And never ever get spooked again
Honey, I don't want them to think I'm shoving my boyfriend down their throat.
DOUG: My dearest Brian,
Brian Flanagan. Kerry Coughlin.
So, this is your profession.
Where's Jordan?
-Get off of me! -Don't fucking handle her,
Champagne
With hard work, I know I can turn it into something great.
The only thing I know about saloons is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth.
Where were you?
Guys.
I don't want to throw up.
a a
Oh.
Please, come with me.
After a moment of self pity
The luck is gone, the brain is shot.
who hopes to make his fortune selling makeup for pets.
if they fell over with their legs in the air, would it?
to every suburban shopping mall in America.
It's the first sign of senility.
-Really? -Mmm-hmm.
I guess I could if I had to.
just kind of happen to you.
Louis XIII. VoiIá.
Novus Xmas Party Good advice. Only for red wine.
I've been famous for ten years. Just give me the money.
Apologize?
(CHUCKLING) No, not me. I'm not falling into that trap.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
-Hold it. -What'd you do that for?
i told ya dear george those unscopias don't work! boing faye well stop scop bio scope to scope plate alternating then!