Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My kind of woman.

-Great to see you, Flanagan. -I've come to pay off my bet.

but it's ingrained in your immigrant blood.

Now, moving on...

I was afraid I'd never know how you felt about me.

Isn't that what all bartenders' girlfriends do?

Jordan, I want a second chance.

You come back to New York with us and I'll make you head bartender.

This poem is entitled

-DOUG: Catch! -Thank you.

We value education.

And those little wrappers are made by another guy.

-Please. -RICHARD: Throw this bum out of here!

Coghlan's Law No PFIT

Ah! Which the tooth fairy will deliver to our doorstep. Hmm?

Doug landed a rich chick,

Where's my Jim Beam on the rocks?

Jordan! Stop her!

"Brian Flanagan...

-A Friar Tuck. -A Ding-A-Ling.

Work those hips. Come on, girIs!

You could wait six months,

You've captured my innermost soul.

We can start it up for as little as $75,000 in cash.

I see America drinking

JORDAN: Sorry. Payday's Friday.

Yes, Mr. Flanagan.

and I've never seen her as unhappy as she is at this moment.

-Does it pay the rent? -Someday it will.

(IN MOCK JAMAICAN ACCENT) Which we make in Jamaica, man.

Look at that clown.

He supported a family, just like you're gonna have to do.

You have something to contribute?

Me... and every teacher halfway through May.

What am I going to do about this girl?

You're not leaving?

Bet you thought you'd never see me again.

I don't want to make that same mistake.

I’m doing the best I can. OK!

The dreamer who can't take the criticism.

and some guy corners the flugelbinder market.

BRIAN: Who? Pocahontas over there?

-I was only asking! -You're not going to be burdened.

I got four people waiting for me.

(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

Oh! How do you get rich?

It's made with fresh fruit right off the vine.

This lady's gonna do a number on you, mate.

Flip & Baileys is Open!

You can only take a guy so far.

My friend just passed out on the beach. Do you have a phone?

And yet, one word describes your papers.

If I'd stuck to what I know best, which is almost nothing.

Well, then your virtue is quite safe with me.

What I have found is if we find the right location.

I've got to find something to do.

-Pardon me? -A Jus d'Amour.

-Mr. Mooney, I think I'm just gonna... -Flanagan, here.

(SLOW ROCK SONG PLAYING)

She's not trying to shake you down,

And in their wake,

You get a barjob to keep your days free for your real gig.

That, simply stated, is the money multiplier.

Tell him what I did.

About 1 0 hours.

BRIAN: I've come to beg and plead for a job.

No, this is the tropics.

I knew nothing about insurance,

-What? -A Screwdriver.

(SOFTLY) Brian Flanagan.

BRIAN: Hey, Dulcy.

Let it wait just a smidgen longer.

Coughlin's law: Never talk about a woman.

-That is her choice! -The hell you say!

Thanks, man, but I gotta be honest,

I grant you, it's not an easy concept to grasp.

It’s official Marcus is a Kept Man!

WOMAN 3: Henry? Remember me?

May 29 in Massachusetts

For this evening anyway.

(SINGING ALONG)

And you're ugly.

"Douglas Coughlin: From bartender to billionaire."

(BOTH CHUCKLING)