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Cash off the books.
where he rips off 1 0 billion of these a year.
I don't want to end it this way.
I believe in positive thinking. Never quit. Never say die.
I guess you'll never know.
One day we're gonna own that town.
and have no one else in my life?
for the handsome, all-knowing bartender.
You've been standing in a puddle so long you've got webbed feet.
Oh, my God. He's got my paper.
He'll dump you after Valentine's Day.
I'd think twice about ordering the specials if I were you.
till you prove otherwise.
smile
Miss, we have theater tickets.
I'll give you that.
"Senator Brian Flanagan... Billionaire Governor Brian Flanagan...
Right now, baby!
You guys are in on this. Be cool.
About his problems.
(SIGHING)
What the hell are you doing down here?
Your sexy little smile's not gonna work this time.
You and me.
-I love him, and I'm going! -You're not going anywhere!
Your wife?
BRIAN: Good night, Paul. Thanks a lot. It was a good night.
The doctor will probably give her a shot of Ipecac.
She left on a flight back to New York late last night.
Get in there and spend some money.
That's a question only you can answer.
That great American invention for
I can testify to that!
You let me come up here just so you could kick me out. Didn't you?
You wouldn't happen to know where that is, would you?
(CROWD CHANTING)
(GROANING)
(MELLOW REGGAE SONG PLAYING)
It's the only way I want it.
I'm gonna give you your first lesson. On the house.
-Wall-to-wall assholes. -(CHUCKLING)
The boss does better, we do better.
I moved my stuff out of your place this afternoon.
(GROWLING PLAYFULLY)
I want you to select a business you are interested in.
(LAUGHTER)
That's $30 you owe me.
You are! A star never pukes or passes out in public.
Bastard!
or the power company, or purchasing, or linens.
(LAUGHTER)
(CHUCKLING) He whacked me with a club.
I think I can handle it.
is the conversations we had going.
Mr Tom Martella
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What's this great idea I'm here to piss on?
but I've got plans of my own.
I want you guys working for me.
and a meaningful relationship with an unattached millionairess.
There are rich women with nothing to do with their money.
Flanagan! My best friend in the world! My only friend!
You're just full of confidence, aren't you?
or you won't work in this building again.
Today's specials are Meatloaf Mozzarella,
-Pink Squirrel. -Angel Tit.
You make damn sure you're the smartest guy in the room
We're not interested.
With your lifestyle, what kind of father would you be?
Very south of Soho. The Caribbean Jamaica, man.
(SIREN WAILING)
Stop feeling so sorry For yourself Flanagan
I don't want any more to drink.
in the most luxurious joint Manhattan's ever seen.
I'd love to be there just to shout it out all night long!
Look, I know Jordan a lot better than you do,
(DOOR SHUTS)
Hey! (WHISTLES)
Beer is for breakfast round here.
Don't look. It's not done.
Can’t say fairer than this Daily sentiment
-Right, Eddie? -(LAUGHS)
(CROWD WHOOPING)
Hi.
All right! What was it that you ordered?
-Jamaica, south of Soho? -Yeah, man.
BEER IS FOR BREAKFAST DRINK OR BE GONE
A means to an end.
I've been training for this my whole life.
-Park Avenue? -Yeah.
Ah! My sons.
I'm looking for the manager.
when I came down here.
You see, Flanagan's a believer.
I'll start writing bad checks.
A martini.
to a career in investment banking or some other socially useful pursuit.
You can walk away from the whole thing.
This may not be the most graceful exit, but I know when the bottle's empty,
I've seen it happen.
ANNOUNCER ON PA: Next stop, Martin Boulevard.
Come here.
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
DOUG: Get up! Get out of there!
But come in.
Not a chance of that.
BRIAN: Ice!
Mmm.
Coral.
Good boy.