Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

LIMO DRIVER: Give us a break.
That sounds very nice,
And the customer?
-Interesting work. -Thank you.
You asshole!
When wiII I be Ioved?
The name of the game is woman.
That's why you came to New York. That's sure as hell why I left Queens.
You know when you walk into some place.
Think of a customer as a hurdler thinks of a hurdle.
Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.
I don't work here anymore.
He was too proud to show how he felt until it was too late.
Drinks are on the house Let's go
It doesn't. Your friend, what's his name...
The highest evolution of the species.
a man will always be judged based on the amount of alcohol he can consume.
Bar is open!
-MAN: This isn't what I ordered! -A Molson and a Cuba Libre.
MAN 2: Make a million, buddy!
Thank you.
BRIAN: 76th Street.
There's a guy who makes these.
I'll have a beer
-We require a degree. -You should go to college.
The little darlings come in here panting.
Doug could've done it to you.
Flat beer from rusty pipes.
BRIAN: Good night, sweet prince.
Know how to make a Red-eye, Mr...?
Mrs. Rivkin has spent the last 20 years burning her husband's dinners,
It'd be great to get some talent behind the bar.
I'm spooked.
I'll have a beer.
This has got recipes.
I thought I told you to keep that punk out of this house!
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
proctologist Dream
A toast! To the bride, and to my nephew!
and that night he bet me that I couldn't do the same.
MAN 1: You're wasting your time.
Darling?
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
Shashi Tharoor after reading the list of banned words
I'm Doug's friend.
Am I supposed to live with the same man,
-I'll be all fat and ugly. -Just as long as you don't get too fat.
He either grins or he starts to fade away,
Brian, I know you can, but it doesn't really matter.
This is the Upper East Side, saloon capital of the world.
the money multiplier.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I catch on pretty quick.
I know.
Because I knew it would be the best way to get you out of my life.
It only gets better.
He got back Friday.
remain a part of the curriculum.
BRIAN: Hey, Doug!
-MAN: Miss! -I'll be there in a minute!
PRIEST: "The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want..."
Not from a guy who hides here 'cause he can't hack it in the real world.
Fifty-fifty.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Yes. -(BOTH LAUGHING)
Nearest Scientology Center?
(GRUNTS ANGRILY)
MAN 2: Here we go.
So you'll be here what time?
I like that. Hmm.
You're such an asshole.
(SLOW REGGAE SONG PLAYING)
WOMAN 2: Hey, what about us?
Doug says you're incredible with women.
Let's really do it.
You get the women, and you get the bucks.
MAN 1 : Keep it.
-RECEPTIONIST: He got by me. -Jordan, are you in there?
Mr. Flanagan is determined to revolutionize the bar business
I'm going to be a father.
So was arthritis.
A white wine.
It's not as bad as it seems.
If you know that, you're ready to graduate.
It’s official! Mark is a kept man!
The hell you do!
not making you marry her, you don't care about her.
What about the baby?
-A seemingly simple assignment. -(YAWNING)
(LAUGHS) A bartender with a line for everything.
Brian, there is no "us."
(LAUGHING)
-(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING) -Whoo!
DOUG: Get in there.
You happened to be there, too.
(SIGHS)
Simple. She's a rich chick, whose family owns half of Manhattan.
I can look at an ad and tell you what's wrong with it.
Oh, you can handle it, huh?
WAITRESS: Let's make some money for a change.
What time did you say you'd be here?
The kind of money your sacred books dangle, but never deliver.
Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life.
I've been here 25 years, never bought a drink.
Poor baby, he's frustrated.
To the first and last person I ever cared about.
Eddie, you gotta be quicker than that.
This lad is the best bartender south of 14th Street.
-You're aiming too high. -I'll do anything.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Yes.
Yeah, and we'd never go home.
-Star-crossed lovers syndrome? -Hmm.
Jordan, I came here to talk to you.
It's great to see you, my only friend. Sit down.
-I deserve a second chance. -No.
$1 00,000 a week. Painful.
makes a difference on the street.
Reading between the lines.
Hold it!
Come in.
Whoo! One, two, three, four!
or you're gonna throw that back out again.