Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keep it up, big guy.
A hot dog?!
Cool!
You are a bum garapalo!! Get him OUT!!
-Hey! Your mom's got a pretty good arm! I didn't see the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee! Bye! So long! -Bye!
-Mary. -Get out of my house. I never want to see you again.
-Cubs tickets! -[screaming]
Henry, this is Salmart Miller, the manager of the Chicago Cubs. [gasp]
Sorry! Your door seems to be malfunctioning. I'll get housekeeping up here!
-I don't know. Do you? -Look, I'm sorry. Let's just work on the boat and forget it.
-(imitating) Mom.
Let’s play some golf!!
Oh My God
-Hi Clark. -Hi Edith.
When you think you're going to get a peaceful nights sleep Your teething baby
When you ask the Sarge Who left the gun in the John?
Let’s Play Some Ball!
I'm your worst nightmare.
Where's your mommy kid?
So?
-[sigh] This is unbelievable. -Hey, I uh, need you to sign something.
hey you bowper! you don't call bawumps baumtpy baumps without youpering the yonks in tokkyotookok with ryophobia sistanks with dowpy! oh sorry next time i'll bowendup first before tempting your vlooumpromtis.
-This is a joke. -Come on, kid!
Alright cam cut some shit bud Cut some big stinky shit!
[crowd cheering]
Well, after a shaky outing yesterday, 'Mart Mill is showing confidence in the rookie by bringing him in.
What was that? You alright?
What's wrong with him? Are you a moron? You imbecile.
Come on, what is this? Get the game going! What's going on!
-Oh man! He gets to talk to Ched Steadman! -Woah, what a lucky guy!
-No, no, no, I mean, didn't surgery fix your shoulder? -I don't know what my shoulder will do if I heat it up again.
Sweet meat pies
-We're on the air!
Let’s go back to our dull lives … and search for meaning
Bleacher rules - you can't keep a home run hit by the other team.
-Oh! -[blows nose] Funky butt-lovin'!
One more! GIVE ME ONE MORE!!
You trying to show me up, Henry?
-I just have this feeling.
I'm in? I'm in?
Cha-ching, Jack.
Give him the shit! The high stinky shit!
-He was just trying to make the tag! -Hey.
Woah.
Hey look! There's Becky and Tiffany!
-I'm going down to the field level and watch you win us the division. -Yes sir!
-Henry. You should be suiting up. -Well, Henry has something he'd like to talk to you about.
[chanting] Tim! Tim! Tim! [cheering]
Alright!
-[elastic sounds] -Hmm.
Come on in!!!
Not that hot? She's that!
-Come on, let's go! Come on Mom! Come on! -Alright, okay!
I brought in Reebok! I brought in Pepsi!
-How does it feel to be out-pitched by a 12 year old? -I don't care who out-pitches me, so long as we get the ring.
You are a bum, Steadman! Get him out!
Well, if you need anything, I'll be right next door. Okay?
-What'd he call me? -[laughs]
-So how'd you do? -Let's just say I made the play of the day.
Play ball.
Nice guy.
-You have a boat? -Yeah. Kind of.
-Man, you were this close! -When the boat's done I'll ask her!
Let's go back to our dull lives and search for meaning
Big game like this, I gotta go with experience. Even if it is you.
He's half mine!
Test Test
Is that play legal?
-Come on, Henry. Quit playing around! -There's another ball.
[crowd booing]
Okay, uh, honey? In bed by 8:30 and do all your homework.
Out!
About how he was a great baseball player and all.