Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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You are a bum garrapalo!! Get him OUT!!
Rowengartner throws a homer, hits a man, throws a wild pitch, and still manage to get the save, and the Chicago Cubs beat the New York Mets 5 to 4.
You Betcha Sally Baby
Okay, Deezer, let 'er rip! Throw in the chedder! Come on, right in the kitchen!
I gotta be out of my mind.
-Oof! -Oh god!
-What are you doing out here? -Well, what am I supposed to do?
-Mom!
You are a bum, Koepka!
-I've never seen anything quite like that. -I'm really sorry.
Is that play legal?
Somebody just threw a frozen rope from the bleachers to home point! That's gotta be 435 feet.
-Come on, Rocket, throw the heat!
Thanks for signing that baseball.
Wow!
-He's a child. He's a short, little, young person, he's 10-11 years old!
-Safe! Safe! -Yeah!
hot ice. That’s right HOt ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It’s the best of both worlds!
Thank you!
This is as fast I can go!
That extends the Mets’ longest winning streak of the season 2
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-Where is he? -He'll be here. -He thinks he's so cool. He should be working on the boat.
Little bit of competition, huh?
You were wrong again Chad
You were wrong again, Chad
-Hey big guy, you good for another inning? -You betcha, Sallie-baby.
You are a bum, Hendricks!
Where’d she go
I’m not going to work on the boat just because you say so!
Oh! [heavy breathing]
-So, what'd you tell him? -You wouldn't understand.
Yeah. You gonna be okay?
One more
-Nice catch, Henry.
My brain at 3AM after watching 87 reels
Conservation, shark! Managing resources! That’s the key to fantasy!
-C'mon, strike me out, okay? -Watch this. Here I go.
One more.
Did he just say "funky butt lovin'"?
Hi joe... bye joe!
Come on, sit here! Come on!
I just figured out why the commish loses every year. They got more talent in the stands than they do on the field
You tryna show me up, Butz?
toxic granny new baby was beryl betryaiiiiryle wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
Give me ONE MORE!
-Alright, alright, I'll buy that. -He got on base! Oh my god, he got on base.
Bob! Fish! Fish! Look! A Decoder Ring! I Got It Out Of The Cracker Jack Box!
-Don't worry about it. It's just the biggest game in your life. -I know. -Come on.
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Move it! Move it!... This is as fast as I go!
[sigh]
-Jack. He is a golden goose. -This kid's incredible!
-Good, good. Now to the side. -[more creaking]
-Hey. -Hey.
Move it! Move it! This is as fast as I go!
-You trying to show me up, Henry? -No! Come on guys, let's get out of here!
Ah! Has he got the distance? It's going! Going! Going!
You betcha sally baby
By the way, you're fined $500 for showing up late to practice.
-Oh my god, oh my god. -Oh my god, oh my god. -Oh my god, oh my god.
- Somebody get me a coffee please. What?
-Come on! -Here!
muckenhirn!
-Hey, hey, hey, who are you? -I'm uh, Jack Bradfield. Henry's manager. What? Didn't I tell you?
You trying to show me up, check?
-Hi. I'm Henry's mom. -Hi, Henry's mom.
-Strike! -[cheering] -Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes.
No. I mean I'm done. I belt the arm go.
-Rowengartner checks the runners. And the pitch. -[car honks] Hi, honey!
Show em what you got, kid.
-Deal from your have-to. -My-my wh-wh-wh-what? What are you- -The have-to.
Get dressed, I'm taking you home.
-Go back!
And With That, The Reds Extend Their Longest Winning Streak This Season... Two
You'll be in New York living like a king. And I think this could be a very good time to relocate.
Throw him the shit! Throw him the high stinky shitburger!
-Move it! Move it! -This is as fast as I go!
Hey!
example Oh My God
Listen up! Alright now. This is the big one. Chet's on the hill. Back him up. Play hard. Let's go.
LETS PLAY SOME BALL
Give me one more
Teething Baby
That Extends the Hawks longest winning streak this season…two
-Think they'll let us play? -[laughter]
Soon as I take care of a little business.
-George, dont. -Hi, Tiffany. -Hi Roger.
MILK’S DONE THAT BODY GOOD
BRING ME THAT LEG!
-Good, you're on deck. -Huh? -You're up after Fern. -Huh.
Nebraska’s longest winning streak of the season... 2!
Thank you
GARDENHOSER!
-You lookin' good, man, keep lookin' good! -Come on now, let's settle down, let's settle down, son!
4 dollars for a hot dog?