Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So? Maybe you're not cut out to be an outfielder.
Alright. Yeah!
-Uh, flathead. That little one right there!
Let the big dog eat!
-(background) Hello? Anyone there? Mary? -What have you got against Jack?
What do you mean, I'm starting?
You are a bum Jon Jones Get outta here
-Hurry up! -Watch out! [laughter]
That extends the Braves to their longest winning streak of the season… 2
It appears nothing can stop Rowengartner now.
[crowd boos]
You are a bum Hendricks
We lookin good mon We lookin good
I, I, uh... I think what's happened here is that those tendons have healed, uh, a little tight.
10 pacent?
You're on. One more inning! One inning Henry!
Okay. Here goes! [rubber band sounds]
Just one more! And be careful!
And Kevin got 10 wins
Garden-hoser!
Raven-booser. Your locker's over here.
Henry! I love you!
NAK LAGI NAK LAGI
Pitcher, pitcher, pitcher! [singing] Pitcher's got a big butt!
This is too much.
And there's the first pitch of the season!
Come on, come on.
the whole shootin' match. The whole magillaall the marbles.
[chanting] Henry! Henry!
-But you gotta do something for me. -Name it.
[thud] Strike one!
Hey, not so fast!
-Come on! -You can catch it!
Give me one more.
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
September in Chevaz Ravine, Los Angeles, California. Our beloved Cubbies are just three games behind the New York Mets, with 15 games left to play.
You trying to show me up, Henry?
Oh my God Oh my God
[sigh] This is gonna be a great summer.
HAVE DO BE BE DO HAVE
That’s pretty nasty
OHH GOD
-Okay. But this is the last time. -Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah.
-Come on, kid, earn your paycheck! -Just breathe, baby, come on!
it's all free.
$10 says kyle knocks it out of the park
Shit your pants! Shit your pants! Shit your pants!
-Well, see you. -Bye Roger. -Bye!
Nurse?
the whole shootin' match. The whole magillaall the marbles.
Me to Scottie with this final Upgrade before Moab
You were wrong again, Chad
Thank you! Nice guy.
One of the best Salisbury steaks I've ever had in my life
You got the right one, baby. Yeah.
-It's okay. -Betcha that hurt. -Here we go again.
When you're about to talk to your gym crush for the first time...
GOSH DABS YOU COULD PLAY FOR THE CUBS
That's gonna make you stupid.
-Yes, Rocket! Alright! Come on! Put it right in this kitchen! Yeah! Alright! Do the dew! -[growling] Gosh.
-I'm okay. -Alright. -I'm okay.
-You big, ugly piece of- -sit!
Why do the dinosaurs chase after them? This chicken had a big race. And the elephant is up there in the hill.
Move it! Move it!... This is as fast as I go!
Foul ball.
-Listen, my arm, it's gone. -What? -No, listen, I can't do hard anymore.
You are a bum garrapalo!! Get him OUT!!
Ooh! Kyle got a hold of that pigeon enough! It's going back! Back!
You’re in my seat.
Mathew's got a small drive
:/
-Ahh! -Ball!