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I need you to be more sexy.
-I'm not a chicken, you're the chicken. -No, you're a chicken. -No, you're the chicken.
-Just a think of the possibilities, Jack! A 12 year old kid playing in the major leagues! -Yeah, I know.
Oh, that's a horse of a different color!
Oh no.
-I got it!
Wren One More
Play ball
Ched Steadman? I am so sick of hearing about Ched Steadman.
-Yeah I don't get it, you're throwing so slow. -Well, thank you very much.
Alright Buffalo! Way to go Buffalo!
Good game yesterday. [laughter]
That’s alright. In Chicago, we get used to this kind of thing.
What a lucky guy
Camry Hero told me that Becky Freiger doesn't think you're very ugly.
I'm fine. Fine.
Move it! Move it! This as fast as I go
Oh boy.
-Hey! [crowd boo's] -Kringo Rynell hit Suarez in the back!
Yeah.
He's a good kid. He must have a heck of a mom.
Okay. Henry.
[crowd cheers]
Shall we?
Look who decided to show up.
-The bus leaves at 11:00 sharp. -11:00, I'll be there.
-Radial fractures of the olnum. Assorted rotator cartilage damage. -How long does he have to be in the cast?
Why didn't you say so! That's a horse of a different color!
“Manager gets 10%, Jack.”
-What? What are you talking about?
Excuse me...
The bone is fine. But the tendons have fused with the humerus.
You can't hit him with your fastball.
Code Club Code Club Code Club Code Club
And with that Duke ends on its longest winning streak of the season Two
Let’s Play Some Ball!
me mom's got crone's disease! and she's 0nly only 00only pregnant with snow squeaky toy cub snow wolves! and her age skipped 55 ahead of her! and she's also sbeerwine flu swine flu! and she's till getting poo sores headaches! she''ll detch ya! and she's also got dahli dahfarlh deri! no wonder she's sick again!
-[phone rings] -Yeah. -Put the kid in.
Thank you! Nice guy.
YOU ARE A BUM, STEADMAN!
Hot
Just look at her sipping that milk.
-Oops. -What are you doing kid? -I dare you to run.
-Shh. -Henry! Hey!
-What are you smiling at, kid? -Nothing.
-Wait a sec! This game is on cable! Here. -Sure, I'll throw it and get harrassed. Here Henry, you throw it!
-I'm not sure. But he was a pitcher. -[groans] Henry! How about you? Any experience?
We're going to the Cubs game! We're going to the Cubs game!
-Hey! Hey. Way to pitch. -Huh?
Boostrom!!
Zoom it in there Henry!
[sigh]
Huh? Oh!
Boy that had some heat on it.
[giggling]
Hey! Wait, wait.
You hold it. You hear it. You taste it, yes right.
Stephen's ASS
Alright, Henry, let's warm up.
*Reporters yelling* Mott after friends time, are you still taking Check to court?
-Good. Uh, now bend at the elbow. -[more creaking]
In Chicago, we get used to this kind of thing.
-[sneezing] -Windemere! Windemere! Windemere!
Always ready… For good food and friends!
Live look at me giving Baker a sideline speech
Uh... well, not his best start, ball one.
If you can get Mary to sign the contract.
-Henry? Henry! -Mom!
Look who finally decided to show up
Verone! Verone !? Has the suspension of Coach ****** changed the culture of west Canaan? Can there be a peace with knickknacks?
Throw him the cheese! Throw him the high! Stinky! Limburger!
-Can't get me. -Safe. -Can't get me.
So, what are we gonna talk about?
That is enough!
Tom
Take this business very seriously! If you are joking, I swear you're gonna end up selling weiners! In the nose bleed section!