Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[sigh] Forget it.

Call strikes! Who cares how short he is. Let's go.

-Thanks, Mr. Banks!

Come here. Come here. Bring it in. Get in here.

-He's a kid. -The Cubs own him. And as his manager, you get 10%, which translations into $2.5 million dollars.

Steadman makes a game-saving out! Keeping the Cubs ahead by one!

-Good luck today, Henry!

-Oh, wow! -Woah! -Woah!

Check, it was you?

[singing] Nanny, nanny, nanny.

-Alright! -[growling]

Alright Rowengartner, you do it! You do it! Anything goes!

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...

Durkin! Bring me that arm!

Hey come on, kid, throw the heat!

DeBrobe, babe. How about you?

And with that. Scooter extends the reds to their longest winning streak this season. Two

Don't take this game too seriously. Because one day it's gonna be over. Your gift will be gone.

Hey! Rowengartner! You suck!

The Cubs are bringing in their right fielder to pitch? [imitates cheering]

We won the division!! We won the division!!

-Stick a fork in me, I'm done. -You gave me 6 great innings. I'm saving you for the playoffs.

Alright Hank! Cut some cheese, bud! Cut some big, stinky cheese!

Let's go, Suarez.

Well, what does that mean? Did you get to play?

Excuse me ladies...Excuse me!

[dramatic thud]

-Not joking, sir. Really, this Henry's just a kid. -Kid?... Kid? Excellent. Find him.

I don't know what my shoulder will do if I heat it up again

It's the best of both worlds!

-He'd kill you. -Thanks.

[radio] Love is lovelier the second time around.

They're gonna let him bat?

He can't hit your fastball

-You ready? -Can't we just say goodbye here?

Rowengartner takes a long look at the runner at second.

You found out where she lives? Well, did she say anything about me? No, really.

I’m gonna kill him

Carson! Carson! We've all seen these publicity stunts before. How do we not know Henry is just here to sell tickets?

Jesse Stinky cheese

Son step in the box

-Hank took a rip at that one, but the ump had already made the call, and he's on his way to first.

Pitcher! [singing] Nanny, nanny, nanny! You can't get me!

When you're about to talk to your gym crush for the first time...

Alright cam but some shit bud Cut some big stinky shit!

Mott? It was you?

Rulinbruter! Come on!

This kid is making me crazy.

-Oh I didn't know! Stop worrying, it's just part of the game! -It's gonna be great, mom!

-Just drop me off at the next terminal. I'll get a cab. -No way. We'll take you home.

-[sigh] What's the occasion? -It's our three week anniversary.

Hey kid. You got nothing. I know it. And you know it.

Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs. Get em hot.

I've been talking to the Yankees. They wanna buy the kid.

-[laughter] -Hey, hey, how about a cocktail?

-The have-to. What the heck was I talking about? -What the heck was he talking about?

Oakland A’s Opening Day 2023

Steadman's heating it up like the days of yore, when men were men, and when... and that's another story!

-Woah, gosh, it's huge! -Man, look how great it is! -Wow, Wrigley Field! This is great!

-The have-to is inside. It's where the fear lives. -Oh, okay. Could you start over again? -Let's play ball!

Take your base. [crowd boos]

It’s the best of both worlds!

Throw him the shit! Throw him the high stinky shit!

And managers Jack, get ten percent. 10 Pacent?

You are a bum Purdy

-Stop it. Just stop it. Just stop it. -You should have run. Gee, I guess you really are chicken.

GIVE ME ONE MORE

What's Mr. Brigma doing?