Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-The have-to. What the heck was I talking about? -What the heck was he talking about?

Alright Rowengartner, you do it! You do it! Anything goes!

Oakland A’s Opening Day 2023

[dramatic thud]

We won the division!! We won the division!!

Don't take this game too seriously. Because one day it's gonna be over. Your gift will be gone.

I've been talking to the Yankees. They wanna buy the kid.

The Cubs are bringing in their right fielder to pitch? [imitates cheering]

Rowengartner takes a long look at the runner at second.

You found out where she lives? Well, did she say anything about me? No, really.

Check, it was you?

DeBrobe, babe. How about you?

It’s the best of both worlds!

GIVE ME ONE MORE

Steadman makes a game-saving out! Keeping the Cubs ahead by one!

-Stick a fork in me, I'm done. -You gave me 6 great innings. I'm saving you for the playoffs.

Excuse me ladies...Excuse me!

-He'd kill you. -Thanks.

This kid is making me crazy.

Call strikes! Who cares how short he is. Let's go.

What's Mr. Brigma doing?

I don't know what my shoulder will do if I heat it up again

Steadman's heating it up like the days of yore, when men were men, and when... and that's another story!

Hey come on, kid, throw the heat!

I’m gonna kill him

Son step in the box

-Just drop me off at the next terminal. I'll get a cab. -No way. We'll take you home.

Take your base. [crowd boos]

[sigh] Forget it.

-He's a kid. -The Cubs own him. And as his manager, you get 10%, which translations into $2.5 million dollars.

Mott? It was you?

-Good luck today, Henry!

-Thanks, Mr. Banks!

-Woah, gosh, it's huge! -Man, look how great it is! -Wow, Wrigley Field! This is great!

-[laughter] -Hey, hey, how about a cocktail?

-The have-to is inside. It's where the fear lives. -Oh, okay. Could you start over again? -Let's play ball!

They're gonna let him bat?

[singing] Nanny, nanny, nanny.

-Hank took a rip at that one, but the ump had already made the call, and he's on his way to first.

Carson! Carson! We've all seen these publicity stunts before. How do we not know Henry is just here to sell tickets?

-Oh, wow! -Woah! -Woah!

And with that. Scooter extends the reds to their longest winning streak this season. Two

-Oh I didn't know! Stop worrying, it's just part of the game! -It's gonna be great, mom!

Pitcher! [singing] Nanny, nanny, nanny! You can't get me!

-Alright! -[growling]

Rulinbruter! Come on!

You are a bum Purdy

When you're about to talk to your gym crush for the first time...

Well, what does that mean? Did you get to play?

Hey! Rowengartner! You suck!

Jesse Stinky cheese

-Not joking, sir. Really, this Henry's just a kid. -Kid?... Kid? Excellent. Find him.

Durkin! Bring me that arm!

Let's go, Suarez.

Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs. Get em hot.

-Stop it. Just stop it. Just stop it. -You should have run. Gee, I guess you really are chicken.

It's the best of both worlds!

Throw him the shit! Throw him the high stinky shit!

[radio] Love is lovelier the second time around.

Alright cam but some shit bud Cut some big stinky shit!

Come here. Come here. Bring it in. Get in here.

Hey kid. You got nothing. I know it. And you know it.

-[sigh] What's the occasion? -It's our three week anniversary.

He can't hit your fastball

Alright Hank! Cut some cheese, bud! Cut some big, stinky cheese!

-You ready? -Can't we just say goodbye here?

And managers Jack, get ten percent. 10 Pacent?

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...