Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Hey, we want a pitcher, not an underwear snitcher! -Get back!
-Yeah! -Yes! Yes! Yeah!
Oh my gosh!
What are you doing?
What a lucky guy
You are a bum Hendricks!
We won the division!! We won the division!!
[sigh]
Throw the shit Cut the funky shit!
-Well, look who finally decided to show up. -George! -They kept me there for hours. You think I liked doing that?
The Cubs’ longest win streak of the season…two.
Canario Your up
Luka Doncic? I am so sick of hearing about Luka Doncic.
-You gotta take me out. I can't do this! -That's not my call, kid. Just rock and fire! Come on, let's go.
-I must be looking for your father. -My dad?
Club soda Babe
-Hey, cut it out, let's play some ball here. -What's the matter? Chicken? [chicken noises]
-I'm not going. -You're not going? You are going.
One of the best Salisbury steaks I’ve ever had in my life You want some?
[grunting]
The Cubs’ longest win streak of the season…two
-Did you find him? -Oh, no, he left already. -Well, did you get a name?
Alright. Come on, Rocket!
-You're not my father! -That's right, I'm not your father! Ched Steadman's not your father!
Do not crash it please!
I hate you!
-This kid can do it all! -Yeah! Woo! Yes! -Yes! Yes!
In fact, your mother probably doesn't know who your father is! Your father's some guy who left town!
Don't listen to him, Hank, he's a loser!
-What's that kid doing out there? -I don't know Cliff.
Mott? Itwas you?
Well you're gonna be seeing me, you're gonna be seeing a lot of me! Because we're moving to New York together!
Chuck it in there, baby! Bring it on, baby! Bring it! Bring it to me, show 'em what you got! Chuck it in there! He's got nothing! He's got something!
I’m gonna kill him
Throw him the SHIT! The HIGH, STINKY SHIT!
-You're gonna have to teach him. -Teach him what? -To pitch.
One more. Give me one more.
-Safe! -[more booing] -Safe! He's safe!
Son step in the box
-Your father... Okay.
Time out, now, time out! Rowengartner, get in the right field!
Teague! Bring me that Lot!
Hi Edith Hiii Claaark
What's this?
Everyone in south Texas Wanting the hurricane to move away
-1908!
-How's it going? -Okay. -Good. Good. Good.
-What's with you? -Nothing.
-You can't let him bat. -He's gotta learn sometime.
We’re going to the cubs game
-And managers, Jack, get 10%. -10%?
-That's okay. -No, no, really, I mean we have this whole huge limosine that Mr. Fisher gave us. I'm sure the driver will give you a ride home.
Alright Henry! Way to go Henry!
[chanting] We want Henry! We want Henry!
-Mr. Carson sure can throw a party! -Welcome to life in the fast lane, Henry! It's a road less traveled!
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Give me Three more
-I brought in Reebok! I brought in Pepsi! -Stay away from him.
Ye to latest
That's Phil Brigma. Pitting coach. I beamed him in the minor leagues and he's been following me around ever since. Brigma, this is Henry.
-The question is, can you pitch? -Um, well, my dad used to play! -Semi-pro, pro?
Hey, hey!
So, ya coming??
-Get up kid! -Are you okay?
She’s stacked!
-They put me in right field.
You trying to show me up, Henry?!?
-Oh my god! -My god, that felt really good! What a bile he turned out to be! Maybe I should have killed him. Alright, sit down, sit down.
Oh no. It's gone!
Asking for a hit
-I'm gonna kill him! -Sal! Sal! No, no, let it go! Get over here! Just have faith! Let it go! -He's playing stickball!
""And With That, The Reds Extend Their Longest Winning Streak This Season - Two."
Rosen-burger. Warm up. You're going in.
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-Throw it back! Throw it back! Throw it back! I don't know, they're saying it!
You're on. Oh, just take one bat, one bat. [groan] Stay low.
-Hey! Hey! -Here you go, kid, here you go, here you go!
It's the best of both worlds