Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Cha-Ching, Jack. “Manager gets 10%, Jack.”
For the whole shootin' match. This is for all the marbles. The division champions. The loser goes home a loser.
I’m Hayden Harrington … and I’m the new pitcher.
-I am worried about Henry. This arm thing is weird! -This arm thing is fantastic! Cheers.
-They had to use pliers. -Ow.
-Sit down, Chet. -No thanks.
Oakland A’s Opening Day
That extends the pirates longest winning streak this season two
-He's my client! -What? You are nuts.
Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!
Of course I can! I'm the manager! I make the decisions!
Dis he say funky butt-lovin?
Thank you!
That's the signal kid. You're in.
-What's that? -Why'd you want to sell me to the Yankees?
-You almost killed him, you stupid mother- -of God in heaven!
Not from the dance tuesdays.
I'll do it.
[school bell rings]
Don't forget that.
-When I was a teenager... -Mom. I know about dad.
Oh boy. [knocks]
ONE MORE.
Let’s go back to our dull lives and search for meaning
(everybody else chanting) Henry! Henry! (everybody else chanting) Henry! Henry!
-Alright. I will. -Wait, wait, wait. You wanna see him pitch? Come out to Wrigley.
Let's play some ball!
Where do you think you're going?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah! Good pitcher! -You think so? -I know so!
He's gotta put me in! It's either me or Windemere!
-George. -Why do you always defend him? -What, all I said was the word George!
Milk's done that body good.
[chanting] Rocket! Rocket!
Give me ONE more taco
You were wrong again, Ernie.
That's Two
[heavy breathing]
-Hello son. I'm looking for Henry Rule-inverter. -Henry Rowengarter?
-Hang in there, hang in there Henry! -Come on, Henry, you're alright!
-Where'd she go? -Nothing like a little pennant-fever to get the juices going!
-How are they? -Good. How about you?
Sorry!
-The winning half is fearless. -Fearless. Right.
I am so sick of hearing about Mike Hessman!
-Hey, kid. -Safe. -Close!
Funky butt loving
[groans]
That’s ten
Punctuality, Henry. Without it, time stands still.
LFG!
-They're sending Henry in! -Yeah, we're gonna go sit closer so we can see better.
[grimaces]
Its the best of both worlds
-She called you Roger. -So?
Goodman gets a standup double! It cuts the coupling to one! Two to one, Cubs!
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[sigh] We need a miracle, sir.
-Laundry. -[sigh] Mom.
[chattering]
-Go, Henry, come on! -Clean his nose!
funky butt lovin
-[tires screech] -Thank you! -Wait, wait, come on! Let's go!
-You could be irresistably, super hypothetically- -Cut it! Cut it!
Alright Buffalo!
Go, go, go.
THAT EXTENDS THE WINGS TO THEIR LONGEST WINNING STREAK OF THE SEASON... TWO
[yelling] Bob! Fish! Fish! Look! A decoder ring! I got it out of the Cracker Jack box! It fits on your finger like...
Rosen-bagger…..warm up your going in
Are you trying to show me up Henry?!
-Go talk to him, Chet. Please. -What do you want me to say?
Cody after Justin says time to leave for the fifth time
And managers Jack, get ten percent. 10 pacent?
Windemere, you come on in here!
You're mine.