Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[school bell rings]
-Hey, kid. -Safe. -Close!
(everybody else chanting) Henry! Henry! (everybody else chanting) Henry! Henry!
That’s ten
I’m Hayden Harrington … and I’m the new pitcher.
Sorry!
[chattering]
LFG!
I am so sick of hearing about Mike Hessman!
Alright Buffalo!
-Laundry. -[sigh] Mom.
THAT EXTENDS THE WINGS TO THEIR LONGEST WINNING STREAK OF THE SEASON... TWO
He's gotta put me in! It's either me or Windemere!
-How are they? -Good. How about you?
Cody after Justin says time to leave for the fifth time
-Alright. I will. -Wait, wait, wait. You wanna see him pitch? Come out to Wrigley.
-When I was a teenager... -Mom. I know about dad.
[chanting] Rocket! Rocket!
-Where'd she go? -Nothing like a little pennant-fever to get the juices going!
For the whole shootin' match. This is for all the marbles. The division champions. The loser goes home a loser.
-You could be irresistably, super hypothetically- -Cut it! Cut it!
Punctuality, Henry. Without it, time stands still.
And managers Jack, get ten percent. 10 pacent?
Oh boy. [knocks]
Thank you!
Its the best of both worlds
-They had to use pliers. -Ow.
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-Hang in there, hang in there Henry! -Come on, Henry, you're alright!
-[tires screech] -Thank you! -Wait, wait, come on! Let's go!
Funky butt loving
Don't forget that.
Dis he say funky butt-lovin?
Cha-Ching, Jack. “Manager gets 10%, Jack.”
Rosen-bagger…..warm up your going in
Of course I can! I'm the manager! I make the decisions!
[heavy breathing]
[yelling] Bob! Fish! Fish! Look! A decoder ring! I got it out of the Cracker Jack box! It fits on your finger like...
-You almost killed him, you stupid mother- -of God in heaven!
-Go talk to him, Chet. Please. -What do you want me to say?
[sigh] We need a miracle, sir.
Let's play some ball!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah! Good pitcher! -You think so? -I know so!
-The winning half is fearless. -Fearless. Right.
Not from the dance tuesdays.
-She called you Roger. -So?
Let’s go back to our dull lives and search for meaning
Milk's done that body good.
Go, go, go.
You're mine.
ONE MORE.
You were wrong again, Ernie.
Are you trying to show me up Henry?!
-I am worried about Henry. This arm thing is weird! -This arm thing is fantastic! Cheers.
-They're sending Henry in! -Yeah, we're gonna go sit closer so we can see better.
[grimaces]
funky butt lovin
I'll do it.
Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!
Where do you think you're going?
-George. -Why do you always defend him? -What, all I said was the word George!
-Sit down, Chet. -No thanks.
That's the signal kid. You're in.
Windemere, you come on in here!
-Hello son. I'm looking for Henry Rule-inverter. -Henry Rowengarter?
-He's my client! -What? You are nuts.
-What's that? -Why'd you want to sell me to the Yankees?
-Go, Henry, come on! -Clean his nose!
Give me ONE more taco
That's Two
Oakland A’s Opening Day
Goodman gets a standup double! It cuts the coupling to one! Two to one, Cubs!
That extends the pirates longest winning streak this season two
[groans]