Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh my God Oh my God
Last Semester of Grad School My Brain vs My Heart
-You better get out there Henry. -Yes, sir.
Bottom nine. Two out. One on. Full count.
oh my god. oh my god
Mom? It was you?
Let the big dog eat
-Yeah. Is he here? -I'm Henry.
Tonight Made History Tonight made History
That's two!
-Makes two of us. -No. No, no, you're good. You know, maybe if you just let go a little.
It's the best of both worlds
Give Me One More
-Why? -Because I'm not the Rocket anymore
Hey! Forgot my lucky seeds.
-You have a feeling. He's got a feeling! Cancel the coffee! Get me whatever he's drinking! He's got a feeling about the uh...
Maher looking At his leg
O MEU DEUS O MEU DEUS MEUU DEUSSSS
$500? That's like 6 years of allowance!
-How did you know that? -Grandma told me when I was in second grade.
Woah! [laughter]
Gosh Dab You could play for the cubs
-Come on down guys! I got outfield! -I'm batting! -That makes me pitcher!
BRING ME THAT LEG!
-Chicken, chicken, [chicken noises] -No, you are the chicken. -You're the biggest chicken I ever seen.
Phil meeting Katy for the first time ...
What a sweet little double play that was!
Leland, let’s leave that alone, please, okay?
-Why? -Me? The owner of the Cubs sitting down with the fans? They'd kill me. -You're right.
Give him the cheese! The high stinky cheddar
-Is that bad? -It's unusual. Uh, let's take a look. Okay, let's start with the fingers.
-For $25 million dollars. -Buy him? -Buy him!
He doesn't slow dance. Ow!
It was me.
Hot ice. That's right, hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!
-Hey kid! Hey! -What the hell was that?
-Rowengartner going for second! -Go, go!
Did he say funky-butt lovin?
-What a team. -Poor Mr. Carson. His last season as team owner. He must be really depressed.
-[sigh] You're too kind, mom. (to the boys) Come on!
-Come on, stop, you guys are friends! -Come on!
-Hi! -[chattering stops]
*ron breath*
-Yeah!
You know we could actually win the division today?
Strike!
Sometimes, you just gotta put the petal to the metal and just... live the fantasy! Rock and roll!
[knocks] Henry? [knocks] Henry.
Stick a fork in me I'm done
Hang on, hey! Coming through! [laughter]
Rooted leaf done that body good
-Come on! Come on! -It's okay, honey!
-One of the best Salisbury steaks I've ever had in my life. You want some? -Sure.
David Rosenthal starts Hebrew school this week.
I think this is gonna be THE season for the Cubs.
We at Pepsi really think that Henry could the choice of a new generation! If Henry can show Pepsi he's a winner, we'll sign him.
[chattering]
You are a bum, Hendricks!
-So, you coming? -Yeah!
Look who decided to show up
Luka Doncic? I am so sick of hearing about Luka Doncic.
Cody after just says time to leave for the fifth time
I can do what ever I want!Im the Manager!
Give me one more
-Well look who finally decided to show up. -George! -They kept me there for hours. You think I liked doing that?
THE JETS LONGEST WIN STREAK OF THE SEASON TWO
-Why? I mean, you were the best thing to happen to baseball since Cracker Jacks. -No, I love the Cubs. And I lovebaseball.
[chanting] Henry! Henry!
Hurry!
Have fun!
And with that Duke ends on its longest winning streak of the Sean Two
-Okay. -No! I'm not gonna work on the boat just because you say to.
All four! Take your base!
-Whale, look who finally decided to show up. -George! -They kept me there for hours. You think I liked doing that?
See ya!
Thank you!
YOU CAN't GET ME
Mott Mott Mott can we get a statement!
Yes!
-Inside. -Oh boy.
-August? That's like four months. -Henry has to take it easy. I want those bones to set correctly.
I can do what ever I want! Im the Manager!
Now, I'll tell you what I want! You're gonna take a lot of sweat! But eventually, I'm gonna mold you into one of the greatest 12 year olds
Ingredient I’m missing to make mojitos Club Soda, babe
Throw him the shit! Throw him the high stinky shit!
-And Mullen slashes one to the left! That's gonna bring around two runs! -Yeah!
-Uh, you having meatloaf? -Meatloaf?
Richard's calling for the attention of Wock! Again!
You were supposed to fix this thing, will you hurry up? Will you hustle? Hustle, hustle!
Hey, uh, I'm gonna wanna see you on, uh, three weeks.
-Holy goosebumps. Not Hado. -It's Hado.
Uh, if we don't sell out every game for the rest of the season, we are going to, uh, have to forfeit the franchise.
Rocket Rocket Rocket Rocket
-You're out! You're out! -Yes! You got it!
-What? -I know that he left you when you were pregnant with me.
Well, it would be great if you got to play, but honey, if you don't...
-I respect that. Oh, Henry, we sure are gonna miss you around here. -Yeah, it's been great. There's just one thing I don't understand.
Hot ice. That’s right hot ice! I heat up the ice cubes! It’s the best of both worlds!
First day in the bigs tho
This one’s for mommy, mommy, mommy!