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Bye-Bye. See Ours Soon.
Bye-Bye. See Our Soon.
Well, I guess he's better than Cheney.
Twisted Sister, man. Come on. Do the Skull and Bones.
I guess you were right. I'm just a lost cause.
Your passion for our commander in chief is inspiring.
...with zero lumbar support.
Sir, she's been nothing but trouble. She stays out late, she lies, she drinks.
- Nope. - I can't believe it.
Actually, Stan, I'll meet you downstairs.
Point is, no matter how much I messed up... Flaming Everclears.
...who is responsible for tormenting our nation is about...
12. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Logo, 13. Paramount Logo, 14. Stage 6 Logo, 15. Blinding Edge Pictures Logo
...gets to meet the big cheese in person.
Sir, please don't fight me.
Now shut up. I can't think with your babbling. Wait!
She was clearly nervous about meeting her hero.
Please, come in. I'd like you to meet my wife, Francine.
Did i what? Oh, no. We started drinking.
I've got it. A brilliant ending to my...
I even have his home address: 17 Lake Drive.
I'm not going anywhere. Mr. President, there's so much I wanna ask you.
Hayley.
Just can't get PowerPoint to open.
And get girls. Chicks dig a guy with a fatwa on his head. I'll go tell my dad.
How dare you talk that way about the Dub? At least he's not a lush.
But now I've got all this responsibility and pressure.
That's all you got? You're gonna die in my arms.
- Love it. Love everything about it. - I should call Cheney.
Truth is, Stan, America just don't like me no more.
I am about to tell you something that will change the face of history.
I long to caress your...
...for Almighty God is his copilot...
You escaped the pit of no return? How did you get past my...
- That's our maid. - Oh, fun. I love Mexicans.
let the email soooaaarrrr
Stan. The President. Dinner.
Above the sink? Oh, yeah. Here they are.
Is exactly what you would say if we were getting a divorce tomorrow.
so long gay bowser? See You Soon?