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Just something to help her relax.
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I never looked at it like that. I guess I have been a little hard on you.
Mr. President, what are you doing? You're a recovering alcoholic.
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And this is my most prized possession.
I appreciate that, Stan, but I think it's time for me to hang it up.
- You've got to put on your clothes. - You can't make me. I want pancakes.
My younglings.
Thanks for standing up for me, President Bush.
- Look, Mr. President. - Touch it.
I wanna golf
Are you still writing that letter to President Bush?
- Can't you do this downstairs? - No, I need you. You're my muse.
He started... it.
I got plenty of time. I already took my bath.
Mr. President? Mr. President?
Bye-Bye. See You'll Soon.
...in my backless chair.
I'm getting used to it. You know, in the Third World countries...
Hello, White House? We've found Bin Laden.
What am I gonna do now?
Wake up, you drunk. You were supposed to tell him we found Osama.
"The love and respect I have for you knows no limits."
so long gay bowser?
...help me.
Roger, this is incredible. We can save America.
...we can use the $50 million reward to buy Dollywood.
An exact replica of your cheerleading outfit...
Danny doesn't know where Bin Laden is because Bin Laden doesn't live in DC.
It's an essay. The CIA operative who writes the best one...
- Dollywood? - Dolly Parton's theme park.
Where are you hiding Osama? We broke the code. We know he's here.
Ma mammaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Let him know he'll be taking the reins. This isn't my cell phone.
You are a lost cause.
FILTHY, FILTHY BOOK
Blood for oil.