Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I'm harvesting one of your kidneys to sell, then I'm gonna buy Dollywood.

Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry.

You're welcome, darling. Now, if you'll excuse me...

And who's this lovely young lady?

I have something big you'll wanna get your hands on.

Make it quick. You've got to prepare for your early press conference.

- Sir, come with me. - He doesn't have to go.

There's a $50 million reward for Osama bin Laden, and I know where he is.

Hayley. Mr. President.

- I gotta poop, Stan. - Oh, all right, okay, gotcha.

This is Scotch. I quit alcohol 15 years ago.

- Sorry about your Redskins on Sunday. - Next week, next week.

(resumes barking) (resumes barking)

"He doesn't make his decision on polls, expert opinion or even facts...

Love it. Love everything about it.

But knowing you feel this way has turned me right around.

Oh, a change pocket. That's nice. What did you make this out of? No!

Wait. I have a question about Iraq.

Did i what? Oh, no. I started drinking.

But the code. I was so sure.

You're still working on that?

Mr. President, I have something important to show you.

Bye-Bye. See You're Soon.

Even in Catcher in the Rye. Filthy, filthy book.

She's right on track to be president.

Klaus francine Roger Steve