Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text.

Okay, now, where were we before I bested Oscar?

about China are a bit exaggerated.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FORK THAT WAS

This can only mean one thing.

Well, "A" for effort, right?

I've been thinking that your fears

that you haven't asked about the new office.

Dwight, can you please tell the new building owner

If the cock's big enough I've been known to bend over

I will not work in a roach billboard.

steer the conversation back to something you do know.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Two socks. One white. One Latina.

That was the saying.

It's still on a bike path, though, right?

If you don't know something,

"Are you watching this?" Seriously?

I’m like a quarter of the way through

I understand it. I can't speak it.

manufacturing in China has risen by 17%,

Haven't you noticed that

I need to change my standard for what’s worthy of a text

I wish for... A picture of your cute face

BTB — Bring That Booty

Where is Tibet?

Backspace, A... Dear...

You Need To Change Your Standard For What's Worthy Of an all staff email.

Fire him No, show mercy

Uh oh getting nervous Kelcenor Frogs?

than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity.

Me trying to make the toilet paper last

Is it gonna be worth it?

An antacid that you only take once a week.

I don't know what the fuck that was

Also, in that order.

So everyone here knows python code

China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir

If you wanna talk to the new building owner,

with a burst of blueberry or try plain.