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Bring it in, guys.
What are you, my life coach?
I am the creator of your reality.
Now, before you fight me, G.I. Joe,
Lay down a suppressive fire!
you stand accused of violence,
it's Vice Cobra Assistant Commander.
This is my imagination or something.
For 15 years, I have used my trademark tablespoon
Shut up, Fourth Wall,
Cobra forces are infiltrating the base.
and it's up to you to hold him back
What is this?
You guys have never seen a naked woman?
Is it life?
Cobra, Cobra.
Hmm. All right.
What's important are ranges of numbers.
Yo, Joe!
Whoops.
You think you're gonna shatter that illusion
♪ G.I. Joe is there ♪
That's good, my Fourth Wall penetrating powers
We're all just dressed like serial killers and strippers.
I created this. I chose this.
but it looks like Destro's getting away.
I know why I'm here. I'm unconscious.
Graffiti is bad. Go play sports.
I didn't get around to seeing the third one,
Freeze, everybody!
What, we're... we're not saying it together?
is the real me?
wherever there's trouble forever.
because they're traitors.
Cobra Commander,