Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanna fight for freedom

What did you say?

but we made do.

Look, I think I'm over-explaining it.

I don't wanna die up here! Oh, Lord!

Shut up. Stop saying that word.

But do you understand that the real Jeff Winger

I control everything, or else!

This is all a misunderstanding.

It shredded my meniscus!

You know she's smoking in there, right?

Now all of a sudden...

This place is a graveyard for G.I. Joe rejects.

I drank a fifth of scotch.

I wanna be in G.I. Joe.

I had the craziest dream.

none of us can kill each other, we might as well team up.

Shouldn't have done that. Ooh.

From an animated perspective, very cheap.

Not a fifth of scotch and what the hell else.

I keep having these visions.

a G.I. Joe has killed anyone in all of recorded history.

Okay, I swear to God I feel Korean.

♪ G.I. Joe ♪

but there aren't any.

I have three kids

In here we're immortal.

And... and Shirley.

with twin rocket launchers and rotating attack jet.

we should share with the authorities?

♪ G.I. Joe, American hero ♪

determined to rule the world?