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Shit ass poop fuck you
And... snip.
Gah!
Who else is feeling it?
What do you think, Terry?
Well, still, the middle finger thing is cool.
All right, here's how the game works.
No more disturbed water
Good call.
and a 40% raise.
It's the pinnacle of the Santiago drunkenness scale.
Captain, I bet you used to smoke cigars
It straight up sucks.
and eventually you'd go, "Jake, I respect you",
Got to cover up them thangs, yeah?
Captain Holt has no pants on.
is weirdly confident.
for hosting us at his beach house this year.
I am prepared for any vacation situation.
He doesn't even have to know about it.
Can you hold my eyes still till things stop spinning?
Ames, Ames, Ames.
It's like a thousand little needles of happiness
Sorry. It's two drinks.
Maybe she's the one I could actually be friends with,
Snake Eyes.
She's just sad. Damn it.
Great! Phrase number one:
You brought pineapple?
- I'm texting Marcus. - Mm.
- What? - It's an offshore casino
You guys off to play some golf?
Okay, well, Captain,
Okay.
This will do just fine.
"I did."
pale in comparison to the hoots that you had
I can't hear anyone.
You can't just let Scully go wherever he wants.
Yes.
I was so eager to make up
Hey, Ray, it's time.
I can't believe I'm asking this, but can you help me?
will be in the living room.
and I know I come across as a cynical, badass cop
and then an awkward, uncomfortable one