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Claire is the son that my dad never had.
Apparently she was nuts about me.
He didn't say. I'll tell you why.
Oh, my God. You're crying. I'm so sorry.
It looks pretty old to me. Haley, don't lie. That was not here.
Who said anything about giving?
Yes, because that's not how family is supposed to treat each other.
or a celebratory song.
The two of them talking up there-
Sometimes the best thing to do in a race to the top ...
Okay, Dad. Thanks for the heads-up.
They're supposed to actually think about each other.
They're gonna figure out what we did. We did what we had to.
- Yeah. They cleared out of here pretty fast. - Bummer.
# I gave you my heart #
Do you mind if I use your restroom?
You know,
If it works for both parties, it's a great way to expedite the deal.
I'm not wrong. Mom can be crazy, right?
# Hey ##
One of the screws on his project keeps coming loose.
Tomato, tomahto.
I know it might sound dorky,
Okay.
Oh, well, you're preaching to the choir- literally.
It's wonderful for conversation.
We did. Um, so, Dad,
I'm sure that your egg-droppy thing is going to be the best in the class.
Well, I bet the dolphins do.
and the seminar isn't for two hours-
Alex!
- What was that? - Phil.
Thanks, Mike. I appreciate it.
You yell at me because you love me!