Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

after posting that humiliating video.

You know what three words I'd like to hear?

voted her most likely to be pregnant and alone.

Who said I forgave you?

You can hear me stifle a sob in the cut

But I couldn't let him know that.

Funny. You're so focused when it's your passion project.

Okay. So, Dylan misunderstood

I'm coming for you."

There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.

you [bleep] diva [bleep]!

and I thought Cam could be that buddy.

Can't you just record the game?

I meant emotionally.

-Cilantro. -Yes.

from a guy like me,

You look so good. Why?

Blur your eyes. Look at this.

What's that sound? It's like when the doors on the starship Enterprise open.

and know that I've tried my hardest

because you're a guest in my home.

and gain 40 pounds in two weeks.

Yeah. [ Chuckles ] [ Cellphone chimes ]

but you'd have to grow a Fu Manchu moustache

It'll take a second. I just need change for my squares.

Yeah, and I said some mean stuff.

"I'm -- I'm right outside your house.

So this year, we've landed on the perfect number.

Danielle? Ugh, she's so annoying.

Makes me wonder about some of my dates in 'Nam.

Try listening for once.

Well, that was supposed to be