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Yes, please. A second opinion is... Yes.

You're gonna miss this whole trip.

(MAN GRUNTS) JAMES: Oh, shit!

And the elevator there is made of steel.

♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪

JAMES: What do you think?

I saw his brains.

let me show you my dance.

(DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

LINDA: Why don't you just say, "Thank you, Mom"?

Let me take that from you.

I haven't heard that one before.

Like, that is so rude.

I think I see them right there. Is that them?

You know, why don't you wait outside.

We got a real Chatty Cathy here.

and then we'll get back to the road.

I'll translate. You speak Spanish?

but it's an upsetting image. Okay.

You're going with me to Ecuador.

I think you might have killed the guy.

She doesn't work here.

Look at this. Okay.

That's what you're giving me?

I know that that is sincere, and I thank you.

I am sorry that this happened.

I'm on this trip, Emily,

Fine! She'll use it.

I realize that.

Is non-refundable.

Oh, well, yeah. That's good.

Someone order a boat with a side of adventure?

"I wouldn't work here if you paid me."

Oh, my God! James!

Help me put the "fun"

♪ If I looked all over the world ♪

Because I just don't know what else to do.

Couldn't they just torture her

Esmeraldas! She's in Esmeraldas.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING IN SPANISH)

Oh, I'm sorry. There's nothing yet.

And thanks for calling the US State Department.

This is my book now. This is not your book.

every single fucking night!

Let me tell you something.

Oh, please. Don't start with this again.

Good news! Right now,

(ROGER SNORING)

What are you holy-shitting about?

'cause you guys have, like, the exact same voice.

go on this trip.

Yeah, I'm gonna butter it myself.

(SOBBING) Mama!

Yeah. Yeah, it has.

Let's get the fuck out of here!

EMILY: Oh, my God. We're stopped.

Yes, you are. No!

Why don't you guys take the first shift?

(LINDA SIGHING)

Barb, you're wilin' out right now.

(JEFFREY HUMMING) (PIANO PLAYING)

All right. Well, do what you want.

No, no! Thank you so much. No. Thank you.

Well, it's working for you.

Purell! Put on Purell!

Are you getting it? Yeah.

And I was right.

you take a risk.

Ladies, listen to me.

Harry Potter is the greatest of all the wizards.

Shit, shit, shit!

Just get some sun, is what I'm saying.

that James is part of all this, honey?

Oh, my God. Our lives depend on Jeffrey.

Give me that thing. Oh, okay.

That is a rape whistle.

See you at dinner.

about 50 miles outside of Bogota.

I'm sure we can rustle up some adventure tonight.

What? Can I look at that?

No! You are the mergle fur!

to experience the culture, you know.

♪ I had this bad bitch Uptown, she was whoa! ♪

Special ops! Wow, that's very interesting.

Because I don't need it.

You got shot through the heart. Okay, Michael's gone.

who knows how to get us to the...

That's so cool. This is what you guys are up to.

Oh, Jeffrey's home? What a shock.

You fucked with the wrong bitches.

I'm going this way. I'm with you.

(JAMES CHUCKLES)

And, well, the mighty one, the river, she's to the south.

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You, also on the roof. Everyone on the roof.

♪ And I'll be dancing with myself ♪

Okay, he's out. What do we do?

That's so nice. (LAUGHTER)

Like, just adjust? Just like that?

They have guns.

But this year, Barb got a deal on this resort.

You are such a sweetie.

No more scenic route.

Why are you dressed like Powder?

This Whole Fucking Thing Is Insane!

Just grab it? Yeah.

I see you all the time.

because there was some kind of heist in Delaware.

♪ Bought the bitch diamonds And pearls, I mean, whoa! ♪

So trust no one.

(SIGHS) on, my God.

You speak Klingon?

I'll text you spoilers.