Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, what do you do in Washington D.C., Mr. Green?

and monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine,

He's behind one of those curtains.

No, thanks, Yvette. I just ate.

What if the authorities find out what happened?

I don't think so. You've never identified yourself to them, I believe.

Wadsworth, let me out.

In flagrante delicto

What's the phone number?

Mrs. Peacock did it all.

I might go up in their estimation.

When you've finished your call, perhaps you'd be good enough to wait here.

Yvette is a link between them.

Nobody's called them.

So who wasn't there the entire time in the kitchen?

I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

and I was wondering if I could use your phone.

This is incredible.

Just give me a clear answer.

discuss our little financial arrangements.

one of her favorite recipes,

No sorry I said "no" meaning yes "no" meaning yes?

We had had a very humiliating public confrontation.

It’s not true.

You have your instructions?

Heterosexuality was just a red herring

I didn't kill him.

Don't you see? Look.

at which point I believe our unknown host will reveal his intentions.

- You mean... - My call from Mr. Hoover.

Have we met before?

And Miss Scarlet here. Professor Plum here.

It's not what I'd intended.

Should we see where it leads?

Will you stop that?

Another politician. Jesus!

It was her employer, Miss Scarlet.

the double negative has led to proof positive.

Why are you shooting that thing at us?

Sitting here at dinner, Mrs. Peacock told us she was eating

For she's a jolly good fellow.

I'm a little accident-prone.

and in some cases more than you can afford,

I did warn you, my dear.

I don't approve of murder,

Nobody calls me a bastard!

on the head with a lead pipe.

Well, someone's got to break the ice and it might as well be me.

Are you making moral judgments, Mrs. Peacock?

But he was your second husband.

after we found the cook dead.

We've already established

And you all opened your presents.

the gun, the rope, the wrench, the lead pipe.

Employees at Lowe's should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable

They're shooting at us.

unlocked it with the key, took out the wrench...

The murderer picked up the gun where Yvette dropped it,

Yes. You can show him the dining room,

Does the FBI have a habit of cleaning up after multiple murder?

We locked him in the library.

There seems to be some kind of disagreement.

Charlie: …to make a long story short… Rest of us: too late.

- Officer. - You're too late. I've seen it all.

I'm not shouting!

I'll keep something warm for him.

for someone who lives on a colonel's pay.

Now, shouldn't we wait for the other guest?

Gentlemen, turn out your pockets.

Who are you? Perry Mason?

But if one of you kills Wadsworth now,

But how can we possibly find out which of you did it?

one of you is the killer!

Wait a minute. I don't understand.

Tonight, you may well feel obliged to my employer

You'll find your names beside your places.

and I've been locked into the lounge.

You had a letter, and you had a letter, and you had a letter.

Well, one of us did. We all had the opportunity. We all had a motive.

Because she was with us all in the billiard room doorway

no the cake was just a red herring

I can't take any more scares.

Well, a lot of our airmen died

You can show him around, Mr. Green.

Were you planning to blackmail him, Wadsworth?

No. You could use the one in the...

for a senator to have a corrupt wife,

Well, if it wasn't you, then who was it?

He has the key to the front door,

Flames...on the side of my face...

Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?

- Five? - Yes. Just the five.

- No, sorry. I said "no" meaning yes. - "No" meaning yes?

- Good idea. - Good idea.

Unless she dies, too.

from what we call "pressure of speech."

There's a homicidal maniac about.

Then there were three more murders.

The double negative Has led to proof positive

while Yvette was screaming, don't you remember?

The whole town would be implicated if you were exposed.

the nuclear physicist.

picked up the candlestick.

This man's drunk.

It’s a free country. Don’t you know that?