Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gentlemen, turn out your pockets.

For she's a jolly good fellow.

But how can we possibly find out which of you did it?

for someone who lives on a colonel's pay.

I'll keep something warm for him.

Nobody calls me a bastard!

Flames...on the side of my face...

I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

no the cake was just a red herring

and monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine,

unlocked it with the key, took out the wrench...

after we found the cook dead.

and in some cases more than you can afford,

It’s a free country. Don’t you know that?

the double negative has led to proof positive.

But he was your second husband.

Are you making moral judgments, Mrs. Peacock?

You have your instructions?

picked up the candlestick.

Why are you shooting that thing at us?

Will you stop that?

It’s not true.

Well, a lot of our airmen died

Who are you? Perry Mason?

He has the key to the front door,

Now, shouldn't we wait for the other guest?

We locked him in the library.

and I was wondering if I could use your phone.

Then there were three more murders.

No sorry I said "no" meaning yes "no" meaning yes?

It was her employer, Miss Scarlet.

one of you is the killer!

Sitting here at dinner, Mrs. Peacock told us she was eating

Heterosexuality was just a red herring

We've already established

from what we call "pressure of speech."

Employees at Lowe's should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable

The whole town would be implicated if you were exposed.

In flagrante delicto

Well, if it wasn't you, then who was it?

Were you planning to blackmail him, Wadsworth?

Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had?

I might go up in their estimation.

- Five? - Yes. Just the five.

This man's drunk.

Does the FBI have a habit of cleaning up after multiple murder?

- You mean... - My call from Mr. Hoover.

- Officer. - You're too late. I've seen it all.

What's the phone number?

I didn't kill him.

- Good idea. - Good idea.

No, thanks, Yvette. I just ate.

This is incredible.

I don't think so. You've never identified yourself to them, I believe.

Unless she dies, too.

I'm a little accident-prone.

There's a homicidal maniac about.

You can show him around, Mr. Green.

Have we met before?

Yes. You can show him the dining room,

on the head with a lead pipe.

You had a letter, and you had a letter, and you had a letter.

Mrs. Peacock did it all.

I can't take any more scares.

Charlie: …to make a long story short… Rest of us: too late.

You'll find your names beside your places.

the gun, the rope, the wrench, the lead pipe.

I did warn you, my dear.

The murderer picked up the gun where Yvette dropped it,

Wait a minute. I don't understand.

for a senator to have a corrupt wife,

one of her favorite recipes,

I don't approve of murder,

Because she was with us all in the billiard room doorway

The double negative Has led to proof positive

What if the authorities find out what happened?

discuss our little financial arrangements.

Nobody's called them.

They're shooting at us.

Well, someone's got to break the ice and it might as well be me.

Yvette is a link between them.

Wadsworth, let me out.

the nuclear physicist.

and I've been locked into the lounge.

Don't you see? Look.

No. You could use the one in the...

When you've finished your call, perhaps you'd be good enough to wait here.

There seems to be some kind of disagreement.

So who wasn't there the entire time in the kitchen?

So, what do you do in Washington D.C., Mr. Green?

Just give me a clear answer.

And Miss Scarlet here. Professor Plum here.

at which point I believe our unknown host will reveal his intentions.

He's behind one of those curtains.

And you all opened your presents.

Should we see where it leads?

But if one of you kills Wadsworth now,

Another politician. Jesus!

while Yvette was screaming, don't you remember?

It's not what I'd intended.

We had had a very humiliating public confrontation.

Well, one of us did. We all had the opportunity. We all had a motive.

- No, sorry. I said "no" meaning yes. - "No" meaning yes?

Tonight, you may well feel obliged to my employer

I'm not shouting!