Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're not gonna get the shirt. This is what you're gonna do.

Little green ghouls, buddy!

How many people in the room have had sex with the bride-to-be?

How many dates is too many dates?

mrw games want me to try different choices but i always make the same choice

All right. All right, all right. Does that calm you down?

i’m sorry….did you just say your screen name is “can i rape you anally”?

- Since when do you talk to Artemis? - She's my booty call.

because of something I did with the onions to myself.

No amount of cheese is too much cheese!!!

Well, thanks, dude. Yeah.

Oh, you big, old, fat stick in the mud! Come on in, you guys.

- Dee Reynolds? - Yeah.

We'll always have bees is what we'll always have.

Where? A church.

Yeah. I figure if we keep the hive in the basement, we'll always have honey.

Talk to her about being a lawyer, okay? I can do that.

how your wedding was gonna be all poor or boring or dull or whatever it was you were...

There was a guy in the bathroom. He wouldn't give me his shirt. And I was fighting him.

Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere.

Yeah. Can I- How the hell are you gonna explain that to her?

I just don't think there's any science to support that, buddy.

How many dates is too many dates?

Put milk steak. Agents will know what it is