Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your acne cleared up really well.
Magnets? Okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets?
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
Jack Butt
for over a year now.
Right? Right? That's gonna work.
Hey, what's- what's, uh- what's this?
Hang on a second, dude. You're not getting married?
I'm a janitor at a bar.
No. Trust me, pal.
Just magnets.
The nearby one? Right down the street.
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!
I used to look like her. Give me my cigarettes.
- I need a ride. - Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!
No- Okay, all right. What's your favorite hobby?
Do you understand? Okay.
Yeah. I sat right next to you in trig.
Okay! Calm down, dick wads! It wasn't that bad!
and he might take us out, so...
She doesn't seem to get our sense of humor.
Come on, you guys blew it, dude! We blew it?
You're gonna like this. How's about I clear out the coat room...
until the whole wedding thing blows over. Mm-hmm.
Well, I suppose I'll be taking that milk steak to go then.
- Ooh. - Whoops. Uh-uh. Over here, guy.
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
Wonderful! Get out of here!
Stick to the game plan, okay? She's a lawyer. I like that.
Okay. So I thought we would play a game.
- Who are you trying to attract exactly? - Intelligent women.
I'm a philan- a philan- a philan...
Does that calm you down?
Well, don't poke at it. Don't just poke...
- We dated hard, yep. - Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.
No, no, no. That's not happening anymore. We're not, uh- We're not engaged.
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
i’m sorry….did you just say your screen name is “can i tape you anally”?
Oh, don't worry about Charlie. Charlie's over this.
Yup, that's good. That's good. Keep that up. And keep the drinking coming.