Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, you guys blew it, dude! We blew it?
for over a year now.
Okay! Calm down, dick wads! It wasn't that bad!
Do you understand? Okay.
Right? Right? That's gonna work.
Yeah. I sat right next to you in trig.
The nearby one? Right down the street.
Hey, what's- what's, uh- what's this?
Well, I suppose I'll be taking that milk steak to go then.
I'm a philan- a philan- a philan...
Well, guess what, bro. The waitress is getting married. So suck on that!
No- Okay, all right. What's your favorite hobby?
Hang on a second, dude. You're not getting married?
I used to look like her. Give me my cigarettes.
Your acne cleared up really well.
until the whole wedding thing blows over. Mm-hmm.
Jack Butt
Wonderful! Get out of here!
- Who are you trying to attract exactly? - Intelligent women.
and he might take us out, so...
Just magnets.
- Ooh. - Whoops. Uh-uh. Over here, guy.
- We dated hard, yep. - Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.
You're gonna like this. How's about I clear out the coat room...
No, no, no. That's not happening anymore. We're not, uh- We're not engaged.
I help- I help people. You know what I mean? I'm...
Yup, that's good. That's good. Keep that up. And keep the drinking coming.
i’m sorry….did you just say your screen name is “can i tape you anally”?
Okay. So I thought we would play a game.
- I need a ride. - Oh, really? Well, I ain't giving you shit, you old bitch!
Does that calm you down?
I'm a full-on rapist, you know?
Oh, don't worry about Charlie. Charlie's over this.
Yeah, I can see where this is going.
Stick to the game plan, okay? She's a lawyer. I like that.
No. Trust me, pal.
I'm a janitor at a bar.
Magnets? Okay, what, like making magnets, collecting magnets?
She doesn't seem to get our sense of humor.
Well, don't poke at it. Don't just poke...