Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't understand what this is. - I know.

Janoari 26, 2006

Wow, look at... Oh, look here.

Jonah, get off the line. And then the planet.

- Let's shake. - All right.

This Danny Chung torture story.

So, ma'am, right now, you're at your hotel.

...but the now utterly discredited website...

No Selina, you need to say Smartch.

Tomorrow morning is Clovis. Then you go to Yahoo.

is a sure sign that you've officially made it.

- Uhoh. - I know, he's a great actor.

We're going to put this on you.

It's like if Hitler could fly.

Next week we have Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter movies.

Yeah. Hey, could we get two more?

People want to work with us more than they want to be paid.

He's well-known in DC circles.

- Oh. - Mm-mm-mm!

These are the opening times for Sea World.

- and anybody in between. - Yeah, yeah. What about Jonah?

Oh, isn't this nice?

What is all this writing on that wall?

- Well... - Nothing.

We cannot have this Jonah Ryan or this fracking story

I'm left with gay Latinos and Jews at college, I guess.

He's rich, as in wipe-out-the-deficit rich.

- Have you seen my viral? - Dan, we need to break this Cassie bitch,

That was Jeremy Irons. Ron Jeremy is a porn legend.

- You don't know what it is? - I absolutely know what fracking is.

Melissa. So good to see you.

Danny Chung? Torture? Come on.

So how low can you go, Dan Egan?

Janoari 22, 2006

Whatever makes me happy?

- They Yahoo things there. - Okay, bye.

Sorry, that's the opposite of what I meant to say.

Move on. We're moving on. Let's move on.

Janoari 14, 2006

Remember, while you're there, do not use Google as a verb.

- No. - Oh, my God!

which is MeetMeyer... M-E-E-T...

Are you making a friend for the robot?

In the ladies' restroom, they have some sort of an Internet toilet.

- It wasn't. - This raises another point.

Janoari 16, 2006

- Oh, thank you. I look forward to that. - Too happy.

But I do like your Tablets in the School initiative.

See you at the Town Hall. Gonna be fun.