Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People want to work with us more than they want to be paid.

See you at the Town Hall. Gonna be fun.

So how low can you go, Dan Egan?

No Selina, you need to say Smartch.

Wow, look at... Oh, look here.

...but the now utterly discredited website...

This Danny Chung torture story.

- Oh. - Mm-mm-mm!

Move on. We're moving on. Let's move on.

That was Jeremy Irons. Ron Jeremy is a porn legend.

- I don't understand what this is. - I know.

Remember, while you're there, do not use Google as a verb.

- You don't know what it is? - I absolutely know what fracking is.

Are you making a friend for the robot?

These are the opening times for Sea World.

Janoari 26, 2006

is a sure sign that you've officially made it.

Oh, isn't this nice?

- Let's shake. - All right.

We're going to put this on you.

What is all this writing on that wall?

Jonah, get off the line. And then the planet.

I'm left with gay Latinos and Jews at college, I guess.

In the ladies' restroom, they have some sort of an Internet toilet.

- Well... - Nothing.

It's like if Hitler could fly.

Tomorrow morning is Clovis. Then you go to Yahoo.

He's rich, as in wipe-out-the-deficit rich.

Janoari 16, 2006

Janoari 14, 2006

So, ma'am, right now, you're at your hotel.

which is MeetMeyer... M-E-E-T...

He's well-known in DC circles.

Sorry, that's the opposite of what I meant to say.

- and anybody in between. - Yeah, yeah. What about Jonah?

Janoari 22, 2006

- Oh, thank you. I look forward to that. - Too happy.

- Uhoh. - I know, he's a great actor.

Melissa. So good to see you.

- Have you seen my viral? - Dan, we need to break this Cassie bitch,

Yeah. Hey, could we get two more?

Next week we have Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter movies.

- No. - Oh, my God!

We cannot have this Jonah Ryan or this fracking story

- They Yahoo things there. - Okay, bye.

Whatever makes me happy?

- It wasn't. - This raises another point.

But I do like your Tablets in the School initiative.

Danny Chung? Torture? Come on.