Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So have you seen my viral...
- No. - No?
Well, I'm really looking forward to meeting Craig.
Poor kids, they don't realize
I know Governor Chung very well
She's about to promote me to campaign manager.
you are showcasing other people's content for free.
- Screw you, Dan. - Oh, yeah, that's right.
- Done? - Done.
Okay. Well, Madam Vice President,
Ugh, it's a space toilet.
- It's twat. - Oh, yeah.
- 50. - Let's take 3 or 4 and buy that site.
This is Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff.
What is going on with that?
Fuck you, stepdad one and stepdad three.
and share an open plan environment with me?
- What are you doing? - It's like a rollaway.
- It worked this morning. - Okay, one more time.
If it's any consolation, a porn parody
You fucked me, Dan. You fucked me with your face.
And I'll tell you something else. If you're over 30...
in a couple of months on this job,
Put them in. One-two.
'Cause when you do that to the vice president, this is what happens!
Janoari 7, 2006
No, no, I'm not talking about that.
Clovis wants to buy Ryantology.
Mike, I am balls deep in this omelet.
I am telling you that those allegations are false.
I'm flattered,
Janoari 2, 2006
That's what she said. She called it that.
I do have one fiscal question. Right now,
Stop playing ping-pong!…and go have a great time somewhere else
- He's what? - You mean metaphorically?
No, he... another room or something.
How's about putting a sock around the ball?
They have a bathroom here, or do they put their turds up in the cloud?
I meant you read it very inspirationally.
There is a lot of interest in the Chung torture story.
I don't want any of this. Figure out a way to get rid of it.
Unless she had an Iraqi maid or something.
- It's complicated, isn't it? - It is, it is.
But you can call me whatever you want, Craig.
It is called multitasking, Dan.