Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So have you seen my viral...

How's about putting a sock around the ball?

'Cause when you do that to the vice president, this is what happens!

Poor kids, they don't realize

- It's complicated, isn't it? - It is, it is.

I am telling you that those allegations are false.

Clovis wants to buy Ryantology.

Janoari 7, 2006

This is Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff.

But you can call me whatever you want, Craig.

- What are you doing? - It's like a rollaway.

Unless she had an Iraqi maid or something.

- It worked this morning. - Okay, one more time.

and share an open plan environment with me?

Mike, I am balls deep in this omelet.

That's what she said. She called it that.

No, he... another room or something.

She's about to promote me to campaign manager.

Put them in. One-two.

What is going on with that?

They have a bathroom here, or do they put their turds up in the cloud?

- He's what? - You mean metaphorically?

- 50. - Let's take 3 or 4 and buy that site.

- It's twat. - Oh, yeah.

Well, I'm really looking forward to meeting Craig.

No, no, I'm not talking about that.

You fucked me, Dan. You fucked me with your face.

you are showcasing other people's content for free.

Stop playing ping-pong!…and go have a great time somewhere else

I don't want any of this. Figure out a way to get rid of it.

If it's any consolation, a porn parody

I do have one fiscal question. Right now,

Janoari 2, 2006

I know Governor Chung very well

Ugh, it's a space toilet.

And I'll tell you something else. If you're over 30...

I meant you read it very inspirationally.

- Screw you, Dan. - Oh, yeah, that's right.

- Done? - Done.

in a couple of months on this job,

It is called multitasking, Dan.

Fuck you, stepdad one and stepdad three.

There is a lot of interest in the Chung torture story.

Okay. Well, Madam Vice President,