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You know,i-it helps you relax.
[ Clears throat ]
for being my biggest cheerleaders.
I have a hamster at his condo.
I never thought Uncle Grumpywould go political.
Welcome to myworld.
Or you could just smile more.
But now I don't date men.
We got a Groupon, but we -- Us too.
Because you didn't open it.
Shorty: So, my ex-wife and I,
I've thought a lot about what's next.
Claire: Ooh!
with the stress of the day.
I turn 51 in, uh...
That doesn't sound like me!
Wow!
[ Chuckles ] Oh, my gosh.
And this part is real.
I'm also doing great.
[ Motor buzzing ]
that he makesmy Uncle Mitchell happy.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win the two-toed shetoad's heart,
Yeah, we j-- we just saw that you were over here.
Oh! Happy birthday!
[ Gasps ]
Okay.
I was still keeping my pregnancy a secret,
instead of what you thought I should want.
and when you lay on it, it --it plays ocean sounds for you.
And I admit,this one is a re-gift.
I love that we're pregnannnt --
"Fur Elise."
and the other one is so upset.
so that by next year's birthday,
[ Indistinct talking over P.A. ]
This is a disaster.
Oh, also, I love that you guyswere the first ones
[ Door opens, closes ]