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- Well, I'm a lawyer. - Mike, attorney at law! Ha, ha.
Days of Our Lives! That's why you look so familiar!
Okay.
And every time I go in there, he makes a big deal.
- Six. - What are you doing? I said seven!
I can't believe you guys are moving.
No!
Yes, it will be the same.
- I am a single parent. - It's hard, isn't it?
Oh, man.
- Slim Pickins. - Hmm. Nothing, huh?
Like, I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady.
My boss and I worked out a deal where I'm in Tulsa four days a week.
There's nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
- All right. - Yeah.
Oh, yeah? Well, up yours too!
- Who the hell was that? - Dr. Wiener.
Excuse me, uh. I don't mean to be a jerk...
Why? I know it's a little weird, but, hey, he is a great doctor, okay?
Well, actually, you know what?