Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No!
Days of Our Lives! That's why you look so familiar!
- Slim Pickins. - Hmm. Nothing, huh?
- Well, I'm a lawyer. - Mike, attorney at law! Ha, ha.
Like, I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady.
Excuse me, uh. I don't mean to be a jerk...
I can't believe you guys are moving.
- Six. - What are you doing? I said seven!
Okay.
- Who the hell was that? - Dr. Wiener.
Oh, yeah? Well, up yours too!
Why? I know it's a little weird, but, hey, he is a great doctor, okay?
- All right. - Yeah.
Well, actually, you know what?
There's nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
- I am a single parent. - It's hard, isn't it?
Oh, man.
Yes, it will be the same.
My boss and I worked out a deal where I'm in Tulsa four days a week.
And every time I go in there, he makes a big deal.