Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love you, too, insane-woman-I'm-having- second-thoughts-about.

Kids, we're free.

- You know, about the right to bear arms? - Of course it's clear.

Oh, my God, you blew it up.

Oh, it's my pleasure. In fact, I got a wedding surprise for you.

Okay. Got to time this just right.

I mean, it's nice to pleasure your acquaintance.

All right, fellas. I think we did it.

No problem. He's got half an hour of oxygen.

No, guys. I can't do that. It's degrading to women.

It's easy, Quagmire. Just tell her to hit the bricks.

There you go. There you go.

I only like you as a friend.

All right. Fantastic then.

It's a thanks-for-being- such-a-sweetie watermelon.

Death? What are you doing here? Nobody's dying today.

about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh-free years ago.

And then a Nazi came!

and my fingers are too thick.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell are you doing?

Giving up breast milk is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

some nights around sunset, the screaming black dolphins come out.

Hey, keep digging.

All right, we're done.

What do you guys want?

Hey, Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket

Hey, James. Mmm-hmm.

Hold it! Stop the funeral. Quagmire's not really dead.

I filled this watermelon with chocolate pudding and M-80 firecrackers.

Oh, look out. Champagne.