Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

can I at least call you deer?
Can I get you boys anything else?
Sidney?
Does he put jam on his toast or doesn't he?
You know, for kids.
Patient is eine manic-depressive paranoid, type B...
of course...
How do you respond to the charges that you're out of ideas?
Looks like you're finished.
No, I don't guess you will be.
No kidding, Benny. I got gas.
- A beatnik bar. - You can get carrot juice...
When you're dead, you stay dead.
Yeah, you! Barnes! You don't look busy!
She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes
Of all the cockamamy...
Tell whoever you want. I'd like to hear about it at some point too.
You.
- I can't print that! - Why not? It's all true.
Good luck, buddy.
I tried to tell you so many times, I...
and watched my life become more and more empty as a result.
Well, I didn't bother to read the article. I didn't think the picture did you justice.
Spit it out!
Did you see the front page of today's Manhattan Argus?
Attention Hudsucker employees!
Next year they move me up to parcels if I'm lucky.
Yeah, daddy. That's a roger. But we don't sell alcohol.
"I don't know, maybe she does deserve it."
- You don't say? - Yes.
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It's a blue letter!
This is...
He built this company with his bare hands.
Perhaps we met once.
Well, as a matter they voted me Most Likely to Succeed.
That dame. A spy, as it turns out.
They moved him to grommets and O-rings.
Buddy.
- Oh, the folly of youth. - Those green remembered hills.
I'm not gonna add to your woes. I'm just saying.
Does this string look unpalatable to you?
Not while the stock is this strong.
Would you get out of here?
New Year's Eve edition! Man from Muncie a moron after all!
Well, come down here, hammerhead, and I'll show it to you!
You were doing the piece on the FBI. Hoover: When Will He Marry?
and a belief in the future...
- Says who? - You're not the only one with sources.
A pawn.
Oh, no! Really...
I know this last story was a lie and we can prove it.
and 30 seconds to get down?
The American people are very proud of you.
to be able to say, Right now! This is it! I got it!
You're not so slow, but you're not so swell.
I guess Sidney's putting the screws to you, Norman.
Seek and you shall find, work and you shall prosper.
You know, for kids.
Norville.
The other papers won't have this till tomorrow!
Fellas , I got somethin'
It was no great idea, really.
Of course, I never made Varsity.
- Sir. - Glad to know you, Barnes.
Pants?
You don't know who she really is.
You know, for kids.
Fight on, dear old Muncie.
- Do you know him? - Do you know him?
Well, it's not bad enough. Listen, chump.
The music plays, the wheel turns...
Ladies.
Although, I'll tell you one thing, I certainly didn't expect all this hoopla.
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Mr. Barnes, will you give yourself a nice, fat raise?
Why are you pretending to be such a hard old sourpuss?
If it wasn't for the fame, wealth, the adulation...
the kid has a future...
these preposterous inventions would be suited...
Hey, what do you think you were in a previous life, Amy?
Come midnight, it's gonna be 1959.
But I wouldn't shell out a hard-earned nickel to read the thing!
So you see, I won't be working in the mail room long.
They're bringing down a blue letter!
Waring Hudsucker, founder, president...
Top, top level.