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Is he really going to do it?
Norville, you let me down.
Usually bad news.
Down three points?
In New York City alone, that means 1800 people out of work!
I'm lucky to find someone in this bustling city with a stout heart and a ready ear.
But let me ask you a question: Would an imbecile come up with this?
I tell you, the Hudsucker board's up to something.
This sweet baby will put Hudsucker right back on top.
distinguished members of the Hudsucker board...
What do you mean barging in and taking up my time?
- We depress the stock. - To the point where we can buy 50 percent.
Shut up!
Such is business. Such is life.
Most of them are very nice people.
Got a way of chewing folks up so that they don't want no celebrating...
Fella, I got something!
Well, as you know...
Not the whole contract, just the first page.
- to experiment and even fall. - Fail.
a dusty crossroads of which you've probably never heard.
Our nominees and assigns continue to multiply and expand...
Smoocher!
Time is money, Ms. Archer.
Is that all, Mr. Barnes?
on the side that give it its whammy.
she got your throat pretty well slit.
Well, the Hindus say, and the beatniks also...
It's fun, healthy, good exercise, and the kids will just love it.
This brings me to our company, Sid, and its future.
Somebody call the cops!
This...
when was the time i had to plant the wood out of the progress? when you knew that all happened at tony roma's.
Go ahead.
Is there anything you do not understand or understand partially?
I'm happy enough.
Your words, Norville, not mine.
It operates on the same principles...
You get it, buddy? It's a pun, it's a knee-slapper...
Only thing deep with Parkinson are the holes in his ears.
Well, of course. I went to the Muncie Secretarial Polytechnic.
That'll show the bastard!
I'm sorry, sir! I'm sorry!
For Pete's sakes, Norville!
And that the...
Wrong color voucher and they dock you!
Any particular reason...
Ten smackers! Let's grab a highball!
Sure, but she still could've gotten your side, for the record.
- Jeez, sir, I... - Oh, it's New Year's.
Ordinarily, I wouldn't bother you with it...
I've been working on for the past two or three years.
Although, you realize...
But, buddy...
- I can help you write it. - Oh, what's the difference?
If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hopping.
You didn't have the guts to come interview me man-to-man!
Well, it's a... It's a...
She'll be coming round the mountain I said coming round the mountain.
A Muncie girl! Can you beat that?
then my name isn't Amy Archer and I never won the Pulitzer Prize.
Let's get to know one another, shall we?
You don't accuse somebody of stock manipulation on a hunch.
It's early yet. Just let me know where we stand at the closing bell.
to the 44th floor of the Hudsucker building...
Good afternoon, this is Norville Barnes.
the unalloyed genius that made something like, say...
but I'll tell you a secret, I'm not that skilled as president.
You know, for kids.
Fight on, Fight on Dear old Muncie.
And our last debenture issue was this year's fastest seller.
a little naive perhaps...
that keep the Earth spinning around the sun...
So if you know everything about Hudsucker...
We're up 18 percent over last year's third-quarter gross...
How's the stock doing? Bad?
the incredible, the unforgettable...
a fast-talking career gal who thought she was... one of the boys
Hang it up to dry. What's your pleasure, buddy?