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- Oh, is that it? - Yeah.
Of all the irresponsible... Take this down.
Or is it Emu? That's just potatoes. Here comes the gravy.
We're just dear friends. Isn't that right, Za-Za?
It's exactly what Hudsucker Industry needs at this juncture.
My husband is also a president.
He's a balls-to-the-wall businessman.
and will be sold over the counter as of the first of the fiscal year...
What a beautiful thought.
Go, Eagles.
Terrific.
and get you a job here at Hud.
with the downward spiral of our stock these past few days?
Hoopla on the Hula-Hoop. Can we quote you on that, Mr. Barnes?
Why on earth would I want a double stitch?
Mr. Vic Tenetta!
Watch where you're... Hiya, buddy!
And not one of you has given me a story on him!
Frankly, I don't think anybody expected this much hoopla.
we have set a new record in sales, a new record in gross...
I say, yes...
The Belly-Go-Round.
This guy's just a patsy and I'm gonna find out what for.
Max Kloppitt.
that goes from the height of delusional gaiety...
Seriously, Amy, it's what your beatnik friends call karma.
- Hungry, anyway. - I don't wanna bore you...
The company bylaws are quite clear in that event.
- Amy, I'm... - Shut up!
You're gonna need it..
There's a few lost souls floating around out there.
Yes, Idea Man.
Oh, I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean.
Fake!
Some elevator boy that you'd fired came to me...
uh, there will be no iranges tax under a goverment i lead. no iranges tax, iranges tax iranges tax. iranges tax iranges tax.
who heads a radical splinter group of disgruntled investors.
Mussburger!
How would you know if I'm an imbecile?
I'd train my poodle on it if he wasn't a French poodle...
Does he think all the time or a certain portion of the day?
Let's chat.
Despair looks only to the past, in business...
Effective immediately!
- but I've got to tell you, this sweet... - Wait a minute!
lucy colambaris and george sosa gail meyer and bunny russell
You know me, Amy, better than this dame. Do you think I'm an imbecile?
Yeah, yeah, look, you better get down here. He says he's a friend of yours.
...his second chance.
Maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either.
as president...
I gotta show Sid and all the guys I deserve their confidence.
But there's such an enormous potential profit...
- She's losing him, Lou. - Maybe he's wise.
Don't bother to thank me. It's easy. I know where a vacancy just came up.
a new record in after-tax profits...
- Old satchel butt. - I know they're gonna buy that stock.
Think you can handle a blue letter?
I don't know.
more pleasant.
Incoming articles get a voucher. Outgoing articles provide a voucher.
Well, this year, if it's good, I plan to make it a tradition.
Ms. Smith, would you come in and take a letter?
Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue.
People are dying for this and we won't have to charge an arm an...
Fight on Hoist the gold and blue.
Say, buddy, what takes 50 years to get to the top floor...
A town you've probably never heard of.
Look, I've never been...
Sure, Tibbs. Take a break.
I don't mean that.
A chance encounter in a forest glade.
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, at 7:30 following a business holiday...
full of dreams and aspirations, anxious to make my way in the world...
Classic.
That's the story of how Norville Barnes climbed way up...
some use a mashie, some use a niblick.
- A Muncie girl! - Better off falling for a rattlesnake.
Yeah. I bet his initials are Sidney J. Mussburger.
These were the watchwords of my education...
The Shazzammeter!
If we had an appointment, we'd be in the book.
is worthless!
Mr. Barnes, how'd you come up with the idea for the Hula-Hoop?