Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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Yes, the principle is the same...
I'm brushing up on my French with the most charming man...
Such is life. Seek and you shall find. Work and you shall prosper.
Oh, yes, we're pruning away some of the dead wood.
Right. So I want a martini.
- Fellas! - You got something?
They say inspiration is 99 percent perspiration...
We put a little sand inside to make the experience more pleasant.
he went on and ruled with wisdom and compassion...
Oh, buddy!
into the cold reaches of space...
Hoover: Crime Buster or Pantywaist?
But I guess you don't really know him any better than that board does...
I give you the Rajah of Romance, the Ministereo of Moonlight...
There's one in every story.
Once the Munce... Holy moly!
I've got a harder story, The Sap From The City Desk!
and you kept her on...
Business is war, kid.
Well, I... I made Dean's List.
She explains her predicament.
Oh, no, Amy.
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Finlandson.
- ...exactly when you did... - I, myself...
A Muncie girl! Can you beat that.
- Do you have an appointment? - No.
facility should be reduced by 15 percent.
with acute schizoid tendencies.
Sit down, son.
- and buy our company. - What are you suggesting, Sydney?
merged with the infinite.
when they promoted you from the mailroom?
The readers aren't interested in sensationalism...
when he was just a swell kid with hot ideas who was in over his head.
Hi, my name's Buzz, I got the fuzz, I make the elevator do what she does.
Tough luck, kid. You had a short climb up.
The barred-window boys are out looking for him now.
I understand you're not very skilled yet in the secretarial arts...
you know, for kids!
or an ibex.
You know, for kids.
Then we could buy it back and more, of course, once it got cheap.
unless I see a vast improvement.
to Sidney J. Mussburger, regarding my demise.
Sub-franchising. Don't talk to me about sub-franchising.
Hudsucker time...
Don't think I haven't noticed how you've changed.
Hoist the gold and blue.
How about Oklahoma!?
The reason I mention it is it requires such a small capital investment...
You're fired.
What scientific principle explains the mind-bending motion...
When our future president needs it...
I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean
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No, he's no faker.
- No, single stitch is fine. - But the double stitch, she lasts forever.
Yeah, monkey or not, I'm still editor of this rag.
Yellow? I'll show you yellow, boy!
When Doc Bronfenbrenner gets through with him...
Yes, Mr. Mussburger.
At any rate, there I was traveling this great country.
- Watch it! - It's about a dim-witted editor who...
for the more timid elements to run.
What the hell is it?
Nothing much. I don't know. Just a blotch. Sure beats me.
Now, why on earth would the board want a nitwit to be president?
and in it...
You know, for sirens.
Yeah, Old Daddy Earth fixing to start one more trip around the sun.
Tell him I'll be right there. Give him a magazine.
Plexiglas.
By anyone's account, I single-handedly have saved Hudsucker Industries.
Oh, Amy, where have you been hiding?
Well, that just about does it.
Oh, come on, chief. That's a low blow.
that wouldn't give you the time of day if you...
Values, watchwords, tender years.
New York.
Mr. Mussburger's office?
And weren't blessed with much...
Try it on.
It concerns you directly
Buddy, say, buddy.
She's damn good, Lou.
What?
Had it installed last week.
Oh, my God, the Bumstead contract!
...and in love.
He has a face only a mother could love on payday.
Well, frankly, I...
- Forty-four. - Forty-four, the top-brass floor.
Get your feet off my desk, get out of my office.
No, no, not, McClanahan.
What do you do when the envelope is too big for the slot?
For instance, take a look at this sweet baby.