Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know it wasn't gonna end world hunger or save the planet,

And what I wanted to tell you... was that I love you.

We're gonna have to deal with them just like we've dealt with everything else.

Fellow graduates, the answer is simple.

Good morning. Now, Libby,

- When you say sue... - It's not really my idea.

No, no, I'm not scared of...

- Are you retarded? - No, I'm rhyming.

but it's really about people who are trying to find their own identity

You're just gonna have to swallow your pride.

From the cradle to the grave

Pajamas, a hair brush

I'm not into cars and stuff.

I just do not understand why this moment has to be Memorexed.

- No, no. Hang on a second here. - Ohh!

Don't even make sense that I wrote this song

Lovers in love and the others run away

And I'm sorry for being such a bitch,

I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.

And, uh, I just wanted to make sure that that was clear,

I know you can stay with me for one cigarette.

and they've been together like, um, 26 years,

I'd rather check into a shelter.

- Shh! - So you been up all night?

We'll have a hall monitor. I don't even know if this is allowed in the building.

We're on the ride to nowhere Come take that ride

And if the magic of the adventure overcomes

No offense, sweetie, but you don't have any experience on a newspaper.

Sammy, don't you realize? This is your one opportunity to play a small part

Well, it's a long, long journey to...

- You look like... You look like... - A doily.

Mom, please? Come on.

isn't really because I'm that terrified of the big A.

I could spend some time forever with a girl like you

Because I'm getting a very strong N vibration.

Yeah. She's getting dressed.

Oh, yes, it does, Denell.

I remember being so happy...

M, M, M, My Sapura

Believe, some things that I wouldn't miss

Good, good, good.

Now let's take a peek inside our Video View and see what we have in store today.

We're just trying to pay bills here. So, Troy, if you got any money...

And I'm sittin' here on Capitol Hill

A juggling act. You mean, like, metaphorically?

Sorry, Lelaina, but you can't navigate me.

At the moment, I'm working...

Right. I know. It was just a stupid...

I've never had sex with somebody that I loved before.

I've wanted you like this for all these years.

Lelaina, we need to talk to you.

Yeah. No. I'll call you back.

You have no idea how much I wish that I could go back

Why don't you get a job at Burgerama? They'll hire you.

they had this little retarded boy workin' the cash register.

No, no... giant plastic phones are the best!

'Cause me, you see I'm nothin'

What's that? I'm not a Pepper?

- Oh, shit. - What?

- Who's Michael? - Let's order a pizza.

and he says to me, Son, the answers are all inside of this.

Why are you on a cellular phone?

Come on, let's go. You don't need this.

When all I want is you

And the stuff with you, that's really great stuff.

I just want, like, a nice house.

Hi. Don't say anything. I screwed up, I know.

To anyone, anywhere I don't understand if you really care

Hey, don't. Hey, watch the camera.

As you can see, I have, uh,

I feel like I've lost him forever,

Troy, does your father give you gifts like that?

I have this planet of regret

I have to work, and unfortunately, Troy,

I mean, babies, okay?

You better do it now and better do it fast,