Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Michael, Michael, Michael! I really miss you!

It's cool, Troy. You can stay.

Just afloat on the sea

I'M MANAGER OF THE GAP I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THOSE T-SHIRTS

The old manager tried to kill herself by eating a whole pot of poinsettias.

It's the only thing I really learned in college.

Baby, tell me that my love ain't good

Michael, I don't...

My dad, my dad,

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?

Try at something for once in your life. Do something about it. But you know what?

refuse to work an 80-hour week

My Lord, I saw on TV

M-M-M-My Sharona

Oh, would you two just do it and get it over with?

They're of the I just got laid variety.

I'd like a career or something.

I mean, I mean, you amaze me!

I haven't actually seen it yet, but we had our best guys workin' on it.

Lelaina, I'm sensing you're in some trouble.

I think you still really love Monte.

- Where were you when I needed you today? - Uh, I should go.

and has real, you know, quality

Lookin' for tomorrow

Why are you suddenly acting like a jealous girlfriend?

I don't know where he thinks he's spending his nights, but...

No, you amaze me!

I don't know who that is anymore.

And then I die.

Oh, would you two just do it and get it over with? I'm starving.

Okay. All I know is he went back to Chicago alone.

And I thought what I felt was simple

sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

'Cause if you do, let's get this out.

He's not a yuppie.

and there's five pairs of his boxers I've just washed unknowingly.

Why can't I get just one screw

I hate it. I just thought that they would freak out over your tapes,

Oh, come on. Isn't there some statute of limitations for embarrassing incidents?

You're Watching General Hospital On ABC You're Watching Marvel's Agent Carter On ABC

What is your glitch? My Glitch?

Come on. It's for my documentary.

I win the big commitment cook-off and you just run away?

Irony, uh... Irony.

No bed of roses

With pleasure. I really feel sorry for that poor girl.

- Oh, God, Troy, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - No, it's... No, it...

This man, does his name start with the letter N?

Heated Rivalry is a really good show

How can we repair all the damage we inherited?

Here's the deal.

he remarried six months after the divorce.

- Laney? - What-y?

Oh, please, no one gives a shit right now. We're starving.

we will continue our short but happy walking tour of the career of Troy Dyer.

I put on your note card to get your own expresso.

I'd really consider using a microwave.

Boy, okay. When I made this thing, I kind of made this promise to myself

Till I'm going, going, gone

I might do mean things, hurt you, run away, and you might hate me forever.

This bandana by Donna Karan is blue for Crips, red for Bloods and only costs $75.

Oh! Right through the heart.

Honey, all you have to be by the age of 23 is yourself.

Okay, everybody. It's a special night.

I don't know. I have no idea.

I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. Let's locomote.

The sky about 10 minutes before it starts to rain.

You don't want a BMW. Tell him, Lelaina!

I mean, my best friend?

Troy who? What was that name again?

And the guy, the court jester, dies all by himself.

When all I want is you

maybe... Probably dying of AIDS.

I know I've had a couple of those.

I was really gonna be something by the age of 23.

Your bravado is embarrassing.

You try to give away a keeper or keep me 'cause you know

- And you? - Well, I, um...

Okay, I dropped out of school before we got to that, all right?

You're oddly, oddly attracted to me. It turns you on.

The Big Gulp. Because, see, now listen.

- Yeah. - I'm, like, ruining your whole life here.

A flannel for my face

If I don't know where to go, I'll get there.