Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Schneider,
Gun it comin' off of the line, Sharona
Laney, have you seen a pack of guitar strings?
Do you know?
mainly due to some calls to a 1-900 number.
Beg or steal or borrow
- Forget it. You're probably thinking... - No!
- I swore I'd never get married. - I want passion.
in what is destined to be greatness.
He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women.
and a brief justification for the ontological necessity
I knew this was gonna happen!
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona
Don't you dare bring Troy into this.
I am a homosexual.
Get a Ford.
What happened was that, um,
Oh. Well, here's the research that I did. You might want to read it,
It is fair to say that maybe
You're high. Why don't you go take a walk outside and get some fresh air?
- The answer is simple. - We're on the road to nowhere
Yeah, this girl is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
but times are hard.
Stay
I can't not be friends with you, okay?
Hey, you may run into Michael. He lives here.
Lelaina, you're looking a little peaked.
sleeping with a yuppie-head cheeseball on the first date.
Darlin', I love you and I hate to break your plate,
Do you know where all radio comes from?
Ohh, no, Sammy. Jesus.
You and me? Five bucks? Good conversation?
You seem very sweet, and you seem to like Dr. Zaius.
I don't know if she told you, but...
You'll know when you come back to me
The story of my life
Yeah. There's a surgeon in Paris who'll just remove it...
There's nothing right now.
until I'm granted leave with my gold-plated watch and my balls full of tumors,
I've never been in an experience like this before.
Well, don't, all right? Don't.
Why can't I get just one, huh
I mean, I think I'd be working even if I wasn't getting paid.
Evian is naive spelled backwards.
I let you move in here when you had no job, no money,
Look, she's got real talent, and I want to put her on staff.
'Cause I missed you
I mean... I mean, uh, seriously, you're...
- Not if you have Daddy's little gas card. - You shut up!
And I'm the new character. The HIV-AIDS character and I live in the building.
Drink up, man.
Keepin' it a mystery You get to me
I care about you and I want to make you happy...
I hear you call I will run
Hello?
Till I'm going, going, gone
Why can't I get just one, huh
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1980
screaming that I used to know you, and you'll be there
That won't take me anyhow or anywhere with you
Please? You won't be sorry.
Got a pothead mama Got a cokehead dad
And don't go thinkin' for yourself either, Laney.
'Cause I missed you
- Ah! - Who's this Michael guy?
We could live forever
Good times Anytime you need a friend
I will not have Ms. Pierce on staff.
Right now I need someone who understands what my music and the band mean to me.
Okay, okay. Um, I guess I'm proud of that.
'cause I surrendered the one thing that means shit to me?
And where you're meant to be
this isn't gonna work out.
- Something's happened. - Oh, no! They've discovered NutraSweet
90s much? #StillThePlace
that he still has to pay some rent around here.
Mmm.
One of my friends tested positive.
You know what? We're already late.
Come on. This is just... You know I didn't mean it.
Oh! Yeah! I'll be right there!
My mother goes to the bathroom with the door open.
- My parents got divorced... - My parents got divorced...
I guess it was a little slow and they cut it up a little...
Now I know that I did something wrong
- Hello. - Lelaina?
I’m not gonna sit here and listen to to some strange ethical argument about a damn car
No, you're not, Vick. I know you can do it.
Is it for drugs?
Just do it and get it over with I'm starving