Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't believe you don't remember Frampton Comes Alive.

- causes you to grow a third eye. - Oh, Jesus!

You find me attractive, sitting here, eating brownies?

Not since I graduated. No. But yeah, yeah.

It was a little loud in the club.

I... You know what it is, though? It's that I...

So I turn the radio on I turn the radio up

I teach everybody it's okay to be near me, it's okay to talk to me.

Do you know what I mean? Like, just for one moment, everything is great?

I just feel like maybe I deserve another shot here.

in the privacy of your own home.

I'm gonna call you back. Wait. What?

Is that what you want to hear? Is it?

If I don't know...

- Welcome to the maxi-pad. - Yeah, with the new Dri-Weave.

Is there a support group I can join to come to terms with my own homophobia?

I wanna be in there, too. I wanna feel miserable

Oh, well, I have a job interview.

- Hey, hey! All righty. Whoo! - Thanks for coming.

We're not sure where our lives are goin'

That was... That was really...

- Bye. - Michael throws a party. Sammy, let's go.

A random lottery of meaningless tragedy in a series of near-escapes.

You know, I gotta go to New York on Wednesday

You know what I think, Denell?

What's been goin' on Now that you have gone

'cause they never see anything that's really smart

Feeling okay this morning

I am not acting like anything.

Just don't touch anything else, and I think we'll be fine.

in the production of videotapes, all right?

Yes, there is. A group which is named P-FLAG,

Okay, Mom? Please?

Hey. Look, I'm sorry for everything I said.

And whether you know it or not, you're on the inside track to Loserville, USA,

We all know you slept your way to the podium.

I'm thinkin' about you every second. Hello?

And our first step is this remarkable piece by Lelaina.

I am calmly reading.

No. No, it's not for drugs. I was... I lost my job.

your friends would be perfect for that, like that guy Troy?

People don’t know… they don’t know what it takes

and they're like brother and sister at this point.

Me, being impatient with the counting.

Oh, um, I don't know. I just bought it.

Ten seconds. Nine, eight, seven,

with us today is Libby Cumba, author of this book.

My father's dying of prostate cancer, so I don't trouble him much for gifts.

Well, Miss Poster Girl for The Workers Party,

It's not like Mr. Roper's gonna burst in. I'll just stay on the couch.

It's like the chicken or the egg, both of them working together...

Oh, brownies, brownies! Oh! Oh! I love brownies! My name's...

I can find an intern who'll do your job for free, like that.

Come a little closer, hon I'll be your hunk

You know? We're not like, uh, intelligence...

Lelaina, this is your dad.

- Hello, can you hear me? - No, Michael, I'm losing you.

Gonna be all right

Well, should I get married Should I be good

We're never gonna have rent problems again.

Yes, I'm only a bill

No bed of roses

Just hang on. I'm gonna get you some money. I'm gonna be down there in a few days.

Uh, uh, being a total prick...

Uh, hold on. It's some Michael character?

What Hey, That's My Bike would like to do eventually as a band

He was an illustrious office cleaner.

No, listen, I'm sorry. That's what this is all about.

Every time I sneeze, it's like I'm four sneezes away from the hospice.

Hold on, Denell. Mmm. Hold on.

Um, sorry. Just...

They cut up everything that meant anything to me!

who you lookin' for out here?

- A very stong work ethic. Ask anyone. - Good. Good.

You don't even know. I'm sitting here

I'm only hearin' negative No, no, no, no

Personally, I've always had an odd preference for very, very young girls.

The band may be a small dream, but it's the only one I've got. I'm Audi 5000.

"If I don’t know where to go, I’ll get there."

back in Clever-Cleverland.

Lover is crying 'cause the other won't stay

A harbor in the tempest

understand why things just can't go back to normal

riding on his melted cheese sandwich and everything...

I always forget them, but I know I've had them.

You want to turn it in Turn it into heaven

- Are you all alone? - Not anymore.